Happy Thanksgivin', 'Murrica!

[Suu]

The house is full of food and you can't eat any of it because it all has destinations for tomorrow.  

-Suu
Fucking starving.

[LMNO]

Why don' ya make me sum mac'n'cheeze?
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[Suu]

Why don' ya make me sum mac'n'cheeze?
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They're leaving in like 20mins, and I grabbed a burger to hold me over while I get to peelin' these here apples.

[Suu]

I have successfully baked a pie that wasn't Sara Lee for the first time in my life. Cookin' ain't so bad once you get over the fact that it typically yields awesome results.



NOW LETS ALL GO BE FAT PIGS TOMORROW K? K.

Also, DON'T FORGET TO WATCH THE PARADE. SANTA CLAUS IS AT THE END OF IT!!!

[Eater of Clowns]

I have successfully baked a pie that wasn't Sara Lee for the first time in my life. Cookin' ain't so bad once you get over the fact that it typically yields awesome results.



NOW LETS ALL GO BE FAT PIGS TOMORROW K? K.

Also, DON'T FORGET TO WATCH THE PARADE.

SPOILER ALERT!!!!





SANTA CLAUS IS AT THE END OF IT!!!

Fixed for courtesy.

[Suu]

Oh right, of course. I just hope we don't get rickrolled again.

[Suu]

Owtf. Herbert is trying to rile me up about the pork shoulder again. 

[The Dark Monk]

HAPPY TURKEY DAY ALL!

Oh let us eat stuffing and gobble
til our bellies full and our legs wobble
Let us gain 10 pounds
Watch our asses get round
Enjoy good company
Especially from you fuckers on PD!


            Mwahahahaha! Soon it will be MY turn!
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[Nast]

We may have to slip my manic grandfather tranquilizers that my mom "borrowed" from her work to make him tolerable this Thanksgiving.

Updates later.

[-Kel-]

Thanksgiving lunch at work success.

see how tomorrow goes during round two....dinner with the PARENTS AND IN-LAWS!!!!

[Dysnomia]

My Aunt and I are going to be hovering over the booze section, and avoid political discussion as best we can. 

[Cain]

I'm going to tell every American I know about how the true tradition of Thanksgiving is about turkey-fucking:

And after the time of the writing of these things befell a very sad accident of the like foul nature in this government, this very year, which I shall now relate. There was a youth whose name was Thomas Granger. He was servant to an honest man of Duxbury being about 16 or 17 years of age. (His father and mother lived at the same time at Scituate.) He was this year detected of buggery, and indicted for the same, with a mare, a cow, two goats, five sheep, two calves and a turkey.  Horrible it is to mention, but the truth of the history requires it. He was first discovered by one that accidentally saw his lewd practice towards the mare. (I forbear particulars.) Being upon it examined and committed, in the end he not only confessed the fact with that beast at that time, but sundry times before and at several times with all the rest of the forenamed in his indictment. And this his free confession was not only in private to the magistrates (though at first he strived to deny it) but to sundry, both ministers and others; and afterwards, upon his indictment, to the whole Court and jury; and confirmed it at his execution.

And whereas some of the sheep could not so well be known by his description of them, others with them were brought before him and he declared which were they and which were not. And accordingly he was cast by the jury and condemned, and after executed about the 8th of September, 1642. A very sad spectacle it was. For first the mare and then the cow and the rest of the lesser cattle were killed before his face, according to the law, Leviticus xx.15; and then he himself was executed. The cattle were all cast into a great and large pit that was digged of purpose for them, and no use made of any part of them.

Upon the examination of this person and also of a former that had made some sodomitical attempts upon another, it being demanded of them how they came first to the knowledge and practice of such wickedness, the one confessed he had long used it in old England; and this youth last spoken of said he was taught it by another that had heard of such things from some in England when he was there, and they kept cattle together. By which it appears how one wicked person may infect many, and what care all ought to have what servants they bring into their families.

I'm pretty sure this guy was led on by the livestock.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Remind me again - what are we celebrating? Is it,like, independence or fucking first evar wallmart or black peoples getting the vote or some shit?

Apparently UK has fuck all to be thankful for. 

[Cramulus]

Upon the examination of this person and also of a former that had made some sodomitical attempts upon another

more like SODA MONITORICAL, amirite?

yo, that is some heinous punishment

you fuck some livestock

and they kill all the livestock in front of you and then kill you


it's like being embarrassed to death

[Kai]

Happy Thanksgiving all.