So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

More details about /why/ she has the teeth.

She wouldn't say, other than she "needs them".

TO THE WALL, NIGEL.

TGRR,
Went totally unarmed, too.

I'm proud of you, Roger! You roll like a rockstar.

I want to explode one day, like the drummer from Spinal Tap.

It'll probably happen.

Me, on the other hand, found myself telling Daff0dil last night that I'm really looking forward to enjoying middle age.

[BabylonHoruv]

More details about /why/ she has the teeth.

She wouldn't say, other than she "needs them".

TO THE WALL, NIGEL.

TGRR,
Went totally unarmed, too.

I'm proud of you, Roger! You roll like a rockstar.

I want to explode one day, like the drummer from Spinal Tap.

It'll probably happen.

Me, on the other hand, found myself telling Daff0dil last night that I'm really looking forward to enjoying middle age.

You aren't enjoying it yet?

<---- decided at like 15 that middle age starts at 30 and is sticking to that definition.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

More details about /why/ she has the teeth.

She wouldn't say, other than she "needs them".

TO THE WALL, NIGEL.

TGRR,
Went totally unarmed, too.

I'm proud of you, Roger! You roll like a rockstar.

I want to explode one day, like the drummer from Spinal Tap.

It'll probably happen.

Me, on the other hand, found myself telling Daff0dil last night that I'm really looking forward to enjoying middle age.

You aren't enjoying it yet?

<---- decided at like 15 that middle age starts at 30 and is sticking to that definition.

You clearly haven't matured past 15.

[BabylonHoruv]

More details about /why/ she has the teeth.

She wouldn't say, other than she "needs them".

TO THE WALL, NIGEL.

TGRR,
Went totally unarmed, too.

I'm proud of you, Roger! You roll like a rockstar.

I want to explode one day, like the drummer from Spinal Tap.

It'll probably happen.

Me, on the other hand, found myself telling Daff0dil last night that I'm really looking forward to enjoying middle age.

You aren't enjoying it yet?

<---- decided at like 15 that middle age starts at 30 and is sticking to that definition.

You clearly haven't matured past 15.

No, I did.  I was a real jackass at 15.

Now I'm middle aged.  And not nearly as bad.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

And no, I'm not really enjoying myself right now, because I'm in the middle of a divorce and getting out of a financial hole created by said divorce, you imbecilic pumpkinfucking asstard. Or do you ever bother reading threads where you might have to view other people here as human beings and not just opportunities to be a condescending, ignorant prick?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

More details about /why/ she has the teeth.

She wouldn't say, other than she "needs them".

TO THE WALL, NIGEL.

TGRR,
Went totally unarmed, too.

I'm proud of you, Roger! You roll like a rockstar.

I want to explode one day, like the drummer from Spinal Tap.

It'll probably happen.

Me, on the other hand, found myself telling Daff0dil last night that I'm really looking forward to enjoying middle age.

You aren't enjoying it yet?

<---- decided at like 15 that middle age starts at 30 and is sticking to that definition.

You clearly haven't matured past 15.

No, I did.  I was a real jackass at 15.

Now I'm middle aged.  And not nearly as bad.

30 is only middle-aged if you're going to die at 60. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.

[BabylonHoruv]

wow,  people hate me today.

Probably deservedly so I'm gonna shut up for about a week.

60's when you start being old, at least, by my precreated definitions.

Good luck with the divorce and regaining your financial stability.  I have honestly been following your love life thread and hoping it gets less fucked up for you.

(shutting up now)

[Bu🤠ns]

Wow this thread used to be funny.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

All right, thanks.

Protip: Calling a 30-something woman "middle-aged" will get you a raft of shit and/or beaten to within an inch of your life in pretty much any circle or context, so you might want to reconsider your adolescent definitions and go with age ranges that are more widely accepted by adults.

[East Coast Hustle]

I was a real jackass at 15.

Now I'm middle aged.  And not nearly as bad.

that's your opinion, and you are entitled to your opinion even though it appears to be dead wrong.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

All right, thanks.

Protip: Calling a 30-something woman "middle-aged" will get you a raft of shit and/or beaten to within an inch of your life in pretty much any circle or context, so you might want to reconsider your adolescent definitions and go with age ranges that are more widely accepted by adults.

*ahem*

Men, you CAN call a woman in her 30s OR 40s "middle-aged" if you so choose, but be aware that you're really just taking a bite out of SuperDave Osbourne's act.

[Brotep]

lol

Uh...yeah...

So anyway it's understandable that Roger was a little freaked, even though it's clear he's seen some really weird shit.

It's one thing when you see some nutjob out crossing the street one day; it's quite another when you're dating her.


Roger, how are you about all of this now?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

lol

Uh...yeah...

So anyway it's understandable that Roger was a little freaked, even though it's clear he's seen some really weird shit.

It's one thing when you see some nutjob out crossing the street one day; it's quite another when you're dating her.


Roger, how are you about all of this now?

Groggy and sore, thanks.  And if it wasn't for this fucking case of the shits, I'd be getting more groggy and sore.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

All right, thanks.

Protip: Calling a 30-something woman "middle-aged" will get you a raft of shit and/or beaten to within an inch of your life in pretty much any circle or context, so you might want to reconsider your adolescent definitions and go with age ranges that are more widely accepted by adults.

*ahem*

Men, you CAN call a woman in her 30s OR 40s "middle-aged" if you so choose, but be aware that you're really just taking a bite out of SuperDave Osbourne's act.

[Bu🤠ns]

All right, thanks.

Protip: Calling a 30-something woman "middle-aged" will get you a raft of shit and/or beaten to within an inch of your life in pretty much any circle or context, so you might want to reconsider your adolescent definitions and go with age ranges that are more widely accepted by adults.

*ahem*

Men, you CAN call a woman in her 30s OR 40s "middle-aged" if you so choose, but be aware that you're really just taking a bite out of SuperDave Osbourne's act.