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So Nigel, let's just talk in hypotheticals, here.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 27, 2009, 05:21:08 AM

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Doktor Howl

Bump, because I'm kind of seeing this chick again.

:lulz:

Dok,
Has no fucking brain whatsoever.
Molon Lube

P3nT4gR4m

Only read the op so far but I have to ask - have you brought up the jar'o'molars thing with her at all or are we just going to pretend it was hypothetical and enjoy the sexx0rz?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 15, 2010, 06:11:00 PM
Only read the op so far but I have to ask - have you brought up the jar'o'molars thing with her at all or are we just going to pretend it was hypothetical and enjoy the sexx0rz?

I brought it up, she refused to answer.
Molon Lube

P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2010, 06:14:05 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 15, 2010, 06:11:00 PM
Only read the op so far but I have to ask - have you brought up the jar'o'molars thing with her at all or are we just going to pretend it was hypothetical and enjoy the sexx0rz?

I brought it up, she refused to answer.

Fair enough... so either now she knows that you know and is plotting your removal for knowing too much... or she's fucking with your head for fun.

Sounds Hot!
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Brotep

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2010, 06:14:05 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 15, 2010, 06:11:00 PM
Only read the op so far but I have to ask - have you brought up the jar'o'molars thing with her at all or are we just going to pretend it was hypothetical and enjoy the sexx0rz?

I brought it up, she refused to answer.

:lulz:

Well...Enjoy.

Richter

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2010, 05:59:05 PM
Bump, because I'm kind of seeing this chick again.

:lulz:

Dok,
Has no fucking brain whatsoever.

Life is usually more fun when you take the "I ain't got no sense." option.  2 + weeks of selecting as such, and the only downside has been lack of sleep.  Otheriwse I've seen more fun, more strange, and yelled more obscenities than I usually do.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Richter on April 15, 2010, 06:43:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 15, 2010, 05:59:05 PM
Bump, because I'm kind of seeing this chick again.

:lulz:

Dok,
Has no fucking brain whatsoever.

Life is usually more fun when you take the "I ain't got no sense." option.  2 + weeks of selecting as such, and the only downside has been lack of sleep.  Otheriwse I've seen more fun, more strange, and yelled more obscenities than I usually do.

Yep.

Also, bored.
Molon Lube

LMNO

Well, this should be marginally safer than taking the motorcycle out for a spin after a few days without sleep...

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO on April 15, 2010, 06:49:58 PM
Well, this should be marginally safer than taking the motorcycle out for a spin after a few days without sleep...

Yeah, that's a fact.   :lulz:

Less road rash, too.  Well, most likely less, anyway.
Molon Lube

Adios

Write a book. Seriously. This is phucked up shit right here.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Hawk on April 15, 2010, 06:58:01 PM
Write a book. Seriously. This is phucked up shit right here.

Volume I is at the publishers as we speak.
Molon Lube

Brotep

Quote from: LMNO on April 15, 2010, 06:49:58 PM
Well, this should be marginally safer than taking the motorcycle out for a spin after a few days without sleep...

All the same, it wouldn't be a bad idea to wear a helmet.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I am not ignoring this thread, BT±W. It just popped up to the top for me this morning and I haven't had time to read the whole thing so it's just sitting here on my screen waiting for evening.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on April 15, 2010, 07:42:49 PM
I am not ignoring this thread, BT±W. It just popped up to the top for me this morning and I haven't had time to read the whole thing so it's just sitting here on my screen waiting for evening.

Oh, no problem, I just bumped it for continuing hilarity.
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