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November 28, 2009, 10:53:45 AM Last Edit: January 27, 2011, 01:05:19 PM by ~
Error There Has Been!

Cramulus

#1
November 28, 2009, 08:37:37 PM
THE END IS NIGH

yo, these fucking diabetics think that just because their addiction is affecting them medically, they should be given the same walking room as handicapped people. But no, you make a CHOICE to shoot up all the time. You CHOSE to stop making insulin because you're LAZY, and now I have to eat the cost? Fuck your pasty face right in the pasty ass!









btw B-AI, as an aside, I was hanging out last night with one of the people I gave an Evangelical Edition of the Principia. [[[[B-AI sent me like ten copies to distribute to legionaries]]]] He's been thinking about it for weeks, and now he's sold. Signed, Sealed, Converted. But he told me he can't figure out how to get "more serious" about Discordia. He wants to, but can't decide WTF that even means.  :lulz:

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#2
November 28, 2009, 09:10:39 PM
Quote from: BAI on November 28, 2009, 09:05:35 PM
heheh.

more serious eh? and he can't decide what that means?

by jove I think he's got it :P

Freeky

#3
November 28, 2009, 10:08:05 PM

Kai

#4
November 28, 2009, 10:46:49 PM
FUCK YOU MY DAD SHOOTS INSULIN!  :argh!:
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

rygD

#5
November 29, 2009, 03:06:56 AM
Quote from: Kai on November 28, 2009, 10:46:49 PM
FUCK YOU MY DAD SHOOTS INSULIN!  :argh!:

My father shoots things also...
:rbtg:

Quote from: rygD on March 07, 2007, 02:53:03 PM
...nuke Iraq and give it to the Jews...

rygD

#6
November 29, 2009, 03:13:38 AM
By that, I mean with guns.
:rbtg:

Quote from: rygD on March 07, 2007, 02:53:03 PM
...nuke Iraq and give it to the Jews...

rygD

#7
November 29, 2009, 03:20:08 AM
And they die...sometimes.
:rbtg:

Quote from: rygD on March 07, 2007, 02:53:03 PM
...nuke Iraq and give it to the Jews...

Iason Ouabache

#8
November 30, 2009, 08:32:56 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on November 28, 2009, 10:08:05 PM

True Fact: Wilfred Brimley has been exactly 75 years old for the last 30 years.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Freeky

#9
November 30, 2009, 03:05:16 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on November 30, 2009, 08:32:56 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on November 28, 2009, 10:08:05 PM

True Fact: Wilfred Brimley has been exactly 75 years old for the last 30 years.
That's because when he says "I'd like to tell you about diabeetus," he really means, "I'm going to suck your soul through your TV and devour it so I remain immortal!"

Chief Uwachiquen

#10
November 30, 2009, 11:57:23 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on November 30, 2009, 03:05:16 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on November 30, 2009, 08:32:56 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on November 28, 2009, 10:08:05 PM

True Fact: Wilfred Brimley has been exactly 75 years old for the last 30 years.
That's because when he says "I'd like to tell you about diabeetus," he really means, "I'm going to suck your soul through your TV and devour it so I remain immortal!"

What the hell does he do, then, when you remix his commercials into a song?

Freeky

#11
December 01, 2009, 12:05:48 AM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on November 30, 2009, 11:57:23 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on November 30, 2009, 03:05:16 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on November 30, 2009, 08:32:56 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on November 28, 2009, 10:08:05 PM

True Fact: Wilfred Brimley has been exactly 75 years old for the last 30 years.
That's because when he says "I'd like to tell you about diabeetus," he really means, "I'm going to suck your soul through your TV and devour it so I remain immortal!"

What the hell does he do, then, when you remix his commercials into a song?
He sucks out the remixer's soul, his/her family/friends/imaginary pets' souls, and the same goes for everyone who watches it. Hence why he stopped aging.

Nast

#12
December 02, 2009, 07:29:58 AM
True story:

Some time ago a guy in my town drove for miles and miles down the highway going the wrong way, hit like 7 cars, killed 1 person.

What caused him to do it?

It was claimed he was diabetic.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#13
December 02, 2009, 07:35:35 AM
 :x :x :x STOP QUOTING THE BOX WITH HIS FACE IN IT!!  :x :x :x

Kai

#14
December 02, 2009, 11:34:43 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on December 02, 2009, 07:29:58 AM
True story:

Some time ago a guy in my town drove for miles and miles down the highway going the wrong way, hit like 7 cars, killed 1 person.

What caused him to do it?

It was claimed he was diabetic.

This is not unbelievable at all.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish
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