Renamed: GOD. DAMN. IT.

[Freeky]

Thanks, pritty layday. 

You're weird.

[navkat]

You don't know the half of it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh! Oh! The reason he isn't paying me anything now is because the court told him he had to pay 800 a month (about half of that is two, three years backpay) for his two other kids and he asked the court cancel, cancel, monkey's child support.

HE CANT PAY FOR MY CHILD BECAUSE HE IS BUSY PAYING FOR HIS OTHER TWO KIDS.  SAY IT WITH ME:   WOOOOOOW.

Oooh, I really hope that Arizona is similar to Oregon in the sense that confronted with an asshole who doesn't want to pay for his kids, they up the ante. The only people I know who have tried that shit here have had the courts increase their payments.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, and the beauty of it here is that if you don't make your payments because you're unemployed, you go to jail. And the judges know that, so when they increase a fucker's payments, part of it is just hoping the fucker ends up in jail. And because Oregon is a joint-custody-default state, you have to work pretty fucking hard to get to that point.

[Freeky]

Oh! Oh! The reason he isn't paying me anything now is because the court told him he had to pay 800 a month (about half of that is two, three years backpay) for his two other kids and he asked the court cancel, cancel, monkey's child support.

HE CANT PAY FOR MY CHILD BECAUSE HE IS BUSY PAYING FOR HIS OTHER TWO KIDS.  SAY IT WITH ME:   WOOOOOOW.

Oooh, I really hope that Arizona is similar to Oregon in the sense that confronted with an asshole who doesn't want to pay for his kids, they up the ante. The only people I know who have tried that shit here have had the courts increase their payments.

Considering that the judge of that case (which is just barely related to mine by technicality) okayed it, I'm not holding high hopes that this state is anything like reasonable.

[Freeky]

Or something.  I think there's some lying going on that I didn't catch before.  I am dumb.

What in the hell was I thinking.  Why didn't I just leave his dumb ass before monkey was born?  I am a stupid motherfucker and have royally screwed us both over for having taken so long.

[Freeky]

Ex now has to pay a third of what I was getting from him before because he pays for daycare.

Apparently there is no provision in AZ for joint custody to have one of the parents be the final decision maker.

We both got talked at for having to work things out if we can't agree.

Fuck eerything.

[Doktor Howl]

Ex now has to pay a third of what I was getting from him before because he pays for daycare.

Wait.

Take that shit to court.  He only has to pay a third, because he pays for daycare on the weeks you don't have him?

[Freeky]

Ex now has to pay a third of what I was getting from him before because he pays for daycare.

Wait.

Take that shit to court.  He only has to pay a third, because he pays for daycare on the weeks you don't have him?

What happened today was this:

Some lawyer got assigned to be out judge for the conference.  He told us both his job was not to make a ruling, it was to make suggestions based on what the judge would probably say. 

He plugged in values into the child support calculator (I count as minimum wage, ex has credit for one other kid full time since he has two for half time), and that's what popped out.

[EK WAFFLR]

Oh! Oh! The reason he isn't paying me anything now is because the court told him he had to pay 800 a month (about half of that is two, three years backpay) for his two other kids and he asked the court cancel, cancel, monkey's child support.

HE CANT PAY FOR MY CHILD BECAUSE HE IS BUSY PAYING FOR HIS OTHER TWO KIDS.  SAY IT WITH ME:   WOOOOOOW.

Oooh, I really hope that Arizona is similar to Oregon in the sense that confronted with an asshole who doesn't want to pay for his kids, they up the ante. The only people I know who have tried that shit here have had the courts increase their payments.

Sounds exactly like here. Me Dad was butthurt when mum left him, and he went to court to try to not pay child support. The court doubled the payments.

Also, Freeky, I'm rootin' for ya, too!

[Juana]

Wow, Freeky. That's pretty awful! D: And yeah, take that to court. That smells all kinds of funny to me.

[AnnaMaeBollocks]

This morning, my little guy and I were wrestling around, and his head fell on my teeth (he fell over on me playfully, that's how). My front tooth still hurts, and I can't drink my soda without it hurting. :/ and no dentistry for Mistress Freeky, as she already owes the dentist mucho moneys for getting three teeth pulled.

Edit: Sorry about so many posts...

Ooooh, I have a  terrible story for you. You don't want to know this, actually. Come to think to it. I'll just say that when I smiled, you could see the stitches.

Basically, you'd better go to the dentist.

My teeth feel better now. Ooh, ooh, what's your story?

I knocked my right front tooth on the edge of my cereal bowl drinking the milk, and it was incredibly painful and sensitive for a couple of days. Then it was less sensitive and I thought it was better. But then, a swelling formed, way up under my right nostril. Turned out that the whack had traumatised the root enough to kill it, and I had to have that tooth root-canaled. And then I got a bone infection and they had to go in through my gum and clean it out, and I had several delightful black stitches in my gum for a couple of weeks.

You couldn't really see them when I smiled though, that was a lie.

I had a capped tooth abscess in the same spot. I felt like the elephant man: "I AM NOT AN ANIMAL..." 
Antibiotics then a root canal from a dentist with fat hairy hands. They always have fat hairy teabagging hands. 

[Freeky]

Wow, Freeky. That's pretty awful! D: And yeah, take that to court. That smells all kinds of funny to me.

It doesn't smell funny.  Arizona is fucked up.

I can't take it to court, I agreed to it.  I am SO FUCKING SICK of all this horseshit.  I wanted it to be done.

[Freeky]

So I have this essay that I'm supposed to be doing, right, and it's a persuasive essay, and I had an idea for a passable paper, and I guess I'm not supposed to think shit up on my own.

God damn it  I just want to write my fucking paper you diabetic cunt and I guess I'm going to just get a fucking zero because I don't have JACK FUCKING SHIT.  THANKS A GOD DAMN LOT YOU TWAT WAFFLE.

[Cain]

Write a second essay, persuading him you should be allowed to pic your own topic when doing a persuasive essay.  Hand it in, without comment.