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The Huffington Post tells us why skepticism is bad...

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, December 02, 2009, 05:22:49 AM

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Iason Ouabache

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Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 02, 2009, 07:39:29 AM
:mad:  Deepak Chopra can suck my dick!!!!

Old Threepack Chopper can fuck off in general.
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Cain

SKEPTICISM IS BAD BECAUSE IT MEANS INSTEAD OF PASSING ON POLITICAL GOSSIP OR OPINION PIECES YOU HAVE TO DO THINGS LIKE "FACT-CHECK", WHICH LENGTHENS HOW LONG IT TAKES TO WRITE A BLOG POST TO GO UP ON THE WEBSITE AND SO MAKES ARIANNA HUFFINGTON A SAD PANDA
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Kai

QuoteToday, no right-thinking physician (or very few) would trace physical illness to sickness of the soul, or accept that the body is a creation of consciousness, or tell a patient to change the expression of his genes.

W. T. F.

Now, I admit, I ommitted the comment about psychosomatics just prior to this statement, and I do believe that psychosomatic and somatopsychic treatments are an important component to medicine overall, but this statement just boggles the mind. Sickness of the soul? Body is a creation of consciousness? TELL A PATIENT TO CHANGE THE EXPRESSION OF HIS GENES?!? A person /can/ talk about psychosomatics in non metaphysical terms, you don't need masking mumbo jumbo. He could have just as easily said, "Today, there are few who would trace physical illness to a psychological problem [which isn't so true, actually], or accept that physical wellness is highly impacted by psychological wellness, or work with a patient psychosomatically in addition to conventional physical treatment." But of course, he didn't, because he's a pseudoscientific douche.
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LMNO

QuoteNo skeptic, to my knowledge, ever made a major scientific discovery or advanced the welfare of others.

WTF?


"Skeptic" doesn't mean what you think it does, Deeprick.

hooplala

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"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Richter

::reads through paragraph 2 of article::

Yes, yes, the horrible lonely truth of the universe WILL make your heart explode.  Lovecraft figured that much out.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Kai on December 02, 2009, 11:45:13 AM
Sickness of the soul? Body is a creation of consciousness? TELL A PATIENT TO CHANGE THE EXPRESSION OF HIS GENES?!?

:lulz:

I love this shit.

:lulz:
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

Agreed - this meme has fucking miles in it!

Next rube that asks my advice on anything - I'ma look all wise and tell him/her to do exactly that  :evil:

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 02, 2009, 04:15:05 PM
Agreed - this meme has fucking miles in it!

Next rube that asks my advice on anything - I'ma look all wise and tell him/her to do exactly that  :evil:

Oh, not just the meme, but the pseudoscience nutjobbery that heralds Western civilization sliding back onto the muck.

TGRR,
Tapdancing as it all falls apart.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

Yeah, I suppose it does fall into the Sacred Bull category...

"Fuck em. If they are that stupid, they deserve to stay that way."  -Generalissimo E. E. Salazar
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Richter

Give it time, there'll be real laugh if he tries to maisntream the ayurvedic practice of urine drinking
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

LMNO

All he needs to do is to piss in Oprah's mouth on live TV, and we'll be gargling with urine by Tuesday.

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