Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?

Started by hooplala, December 03, 2009, 06:13:37 PM

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hooplala

December 03, 2009, 06:13:37 PM
A:  a good start!
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The Good Reverend Roger

#1
December 03, 2009, 06:22:03 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 03, 2009, 06:13:37 PM
A:  a good start!

Heh.

Jackboots are so passe, now that we have the whoopie stick.
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Dimocritus

#2
December 03, 2009, 06:23:16 PM
They really need to put quotes on "non-lethal." You give these guys a tazer and they think they can zap the hell out of anyone they want because it's "non-lethal." Next thing you know we got a bunch of dead kids and seniors. We should just give these trigger-happy tough guys nerf guns until they learn to use better judgment...
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The Good Reverend Roger

#3
December 03, 2009, 06:26:01 PM
Quote from: dimo on December 03, 2009, 06:23:16 PM
They really need to put quotes on "non-lethal." You give these guys a tazer and they think they can zap the hell out of anyone they want because it's "non-lethal." Next thing you know we got a bunch of dead kids and seniors. We should just give these trigger-happy tough guys nerf guns until they learn to use better judgment...

This ain't gonna be your century.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dimocritus

#4
December 03, 2009, 06:27:46 PM
What I really don't understand is what kind of steroids were these ten year olds on that they couldn't overpower them without a weapon.

Cops-
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hooplala

#5
December 03, 2009, 06:28:10 PM
A friend of mine is a cop in the Peel Police (Roger, you understand that I'm sure)... he was telling me a few weeks ago about having to taze an 80 year old man so he could handcuff him.  

I asked him why he felt it necessary to taze this old man, and his serious response was (I shit you not):  "I didn't want to hurt him."


I think that says it all.
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"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
December 03, 2009, 06:29:00 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 03, 2009, 06:28:10 PM
A friend of mine is a cop in the Peel Police (Roger, you understand that I'm sure)... he was telling me a few weeks ago about having to taze an 80 year old man so he could handcuff him.  

I asked him why he felt it necessary to taze this old man, and his serious response was (I shit you not):  "I didn't want to hurt him."


I think that says it all.

My cousin was Peel police.  That wasn't jackboot enough for him, so he ran off to the OPP.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

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December 03, 2009, 06:29:43 PM
Quote from: dimo on December 03, 2009, 06:23:16 PM
They really need to put quotes on "non-lethal." You give these guys a tazer and they think they can zap the hell out of anyone they want because it's "non-lethal." Next thing you know we got a bunch of dead kids and seniors. We should just give these trigger-happy tough guys nerf guns until they learn to use better judgment...

I think it's quite cute that you think a quotation mark is going to stop the police from zapping the fuck out of someone.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
December 03, 2009, 06:30:03 PM
 :x My boy is ten. He's the size of Roger's arm. Why the hell would an adult taze a ten-year-old? That should be a criminal offense.
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December 03, 2009, 06:31:45 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

#10
December 03, 2009, 06:32:15 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 03, 2009, 06:30:03 PM
:x My boy is ten. He's the size of Roger's arm. Why the hell would an adult taze a ten-year-old? That should be a criminal offense.

Apparently, these kids had the wrong values.  These sorts of things happen to people with the wrong values.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dimocritus

#11
December 03, 2009, 06:33:44 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 03, 2009, 06:29:43 PM
I think it's quite cute that you think a quotation mark is going to stop the police from zapping the fuck out of someone.

:lulz:

I don't know. They just really shouldn't call it non-lethal. It's giving these guys the wrong idea. As it is, a lot of them are just itching for an excuse, and this whole non-lethal thing provides them one...
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Elder Iptuous

#12
December 03, 2009, 06:39:19 PM
Quote from: dimo on December 03, 2009, 06:33:44 PM
I don't know. They just really shouldn't call it non-lethal. It's giving these guys the wrong idea. As it is, a lot of them are just itching for an excuse, and this whole non-lethal thing provides them one...

Technically, Taser markets their product as "less-lethal"
...
just sayin'

Richter

#13
December 03, 2009, 06:40:35 PM
I predict this will REALLY hit the fan when one kid develops arythmia and the lawsuits begin to fly.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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#14
December 03, 2009, 06:44:43 PM
Personally I call it the right time to give your kids tasers. If the only way a cop can overpower a 10 year old is with the aid of 50,000 volts then I reckon it's high time we level the playing field cos the copper deserves to get his ass handed to him on a plate by said minor and I'll do what it takes to make sure that happens. Lets face it, my taxes are paying for these useless fucks to make sure my property is safe and I don't get raped at night when I'm taking the dog for a walk. If they can't handle a small child then they deserve to be crippled or killed by said infant. I aint running a fucking charity here :argh!:

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