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Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?

Started by hooplala, December 03, 2009, 06:13:37 PM

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Jenne

#15
December 03, 2009, 10:35:46 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 03, 2009, 06:40:35 PM
I predict this will REALLY hit the fan when one kid develops arythmia and the lawsuits begin to fly.

THIS.  When parents start complaining and when the AARfuckingP gets off its hoary ol' ass enough to vote and complain, tasing will be lessened and then hopefully nonexistant.  Get some legislator to bailiwick the cause, and some press to dig up horror stories, and there you go.  Anti-tasing campaign.

But as long as it's just the poor and the "criminals" getting tased, no one will give a fuck, and meanwhile, "Don't Tase Me, Bro!" will just continue on as a horrormirthy popart tagline.

Richter

#16
December 03, 2009, 10:42:11 PM
Yeah, that and it will make insurance go NUTS
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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hooplala

#17
December 03, 2009, 10:45:54 PM
Imagine how these kids are going to view police from now on...   :lulz:
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#18
December 03, 2009, 11:30:49 PM
Q: what do you call TWO 10 year olds being tazed by police in 2 weeks?



A: SHOCKING NEWS
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#19
December 03, 2009, 11:34:03 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 03, 2009, 10:45:54 PM
Imagine how these kids are going to view police from now on...   :lulz:

They have learned an early, valuable lesson.

Officer Friendly is NOT your friend.  Never forget that.
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Freeky

#20
December 03, 2009, 11:59:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2009, 11:34:03 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 03, 2009, 10:45:54 PM
Imagine how these kids are going to view police from now on...   :lulz:

They have learned an early, valuable lesson.

Officer Friendly is NOT your friend.  Never forget that.

Won't all this make more people subservient and compliant to The Man?

Elder Iptuous

#21
December 04, 2009, 12:11:33 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 03, 2009, 11:59:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2009, 11:34:03 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 03, 2009, 10:45:54 PM
Imagine how these kids are going to view police from now on...   :lulz:

They have learned an early, valuable lesson.

Officer Friendly is NOT your friend.  Never forget that.

Won't all this make more people subservient and compliant to The Man?

Perhaps superficially, but i'm guessing the number of incidents of patrol car tyres slashed, and doors painted with swastikas in spray adhesive will go up with this type of behavior

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
December 04, 2009, 01:58:35 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 03, 2009, 11:59:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2009, 11:34:03 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 03, 2009, 10:45:54 PM
Imagine how these kids are going to view police from now on...   :lulz:

They have learned an early, valuable lesson.

Officer Friendly is NOT your friend.  Never forget that.

Won't all this make more people subservient and compliant to The Man?

Some.  Others will get pissed.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rumckle

#23
December 04, 2009, 02:09:18 AM
A:
Anything you want, they're lying on the ground twitching.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Roaring Biscuit!

#24
December 04, 2009, 02:14:09 AM
A:  Progress.

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
December 04, 2009, 02:23:21 AM
It's fairly easy to tell who has kids and who doesn't, ITT.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#26
December 04, 2009, 02:34:56 AM
When I have kids, I'm not gonna wait for a police officer to taze them.

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#27
December 04, 2009, 02:41:20 AM
When I have kids, I'm going to force them to walk around in aluminium clothing.

Sure, the other kids and people in general will laugh at them, but when they manage to get away unscatched from a police officer trying to tase them, then we'll see who's laughing.
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#28
December 04, 2009, 03:25:35 AM
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