RCH: Your cooking skills...

[Salty]

Are nothing compared with mine.

Note the skill and talent of this amateur as I lay waste to my most favoritest pink kettle.





Edit: For hugeness and dumbassery.

[East Coast Hustle]

did you accidentally the whole kettle?

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

  that's talent

[Salty]

This is not even the first time I've done that. 
I also have a tendency to drop very sharp knives. Yet, I love to cook.

My poor little kettle though...

Obviously, the blame lies squarely with PD, in this instance more so as I was working through the 300 billion pages of the spagbook ( ) while it was dying.