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ITT SUU WATCHES TWILIGHT, SHARES RESULTS FOR SCIENCE

Started by Suu, December 05, 2009, 05:17:17 AM

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December 05, 2009, 05:17:17 AM Last Edit: December 06, 2009, 10:24:33 PM by Suu
I'M GOING TO WATCH TWILIGHT.

YOU PLACE BETS ON HOW LONG I WATCH IT FOR OR WHAT IT BRINGS ME TO DO.

K?
K.

GODSPEED YOU GLORIOUS FAGGOTS. I WILL MISS YOU.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Freeky

#1
December 05, 2009, 05:21:32 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 05, 2009, 05:17:17 AM
I'M GOING TO WATCH TWILIGHT.

YOU PLACE BETS ON HOW LONG I WATCH IT FOR OR WHAT IT BRINGS ME TO DO.

K?
K.

GODSPEED YOU GLORIOUS FAGGOTS. I WILL MISS YOU.

If you are still coherent and not exploded or imploded after the movie, you will win.

Remington

#2
December 05, 2009, 05:27:13 AM
5 minutes, and at least 10 fragile/valuable things broken during the afterrage.
Is it plugged in?

East Coast Hustle

#3
December 05, 2009, 05:28:21 AM
You will come back with Taylor Lautner's chest tattooed on your chest.
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Suu

#4
December 05, 2009, 05:32:04 AM
I couldn't find a good enough site to stream it from, so I have to actually download the thing...It's got 14 hours, so I'll watch it Sunday.

Keep the bets coming!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#5
December 05, 2009, 05:36:55 AM
One hour left. Wow. Someone really wants me to watch this tonight.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Remington

#6
December 05, 2009, 05:42:32 AM
YUO WILL REGRET IT
Is it plugged in?

Suu

#7
December 05, 2009, 05:49:47 AM
It keeps fluctuating. I'm going to bed. This way I can be mentally prepared for this when I lock myself in my room on Sunday.

This is of course, for science.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
December 05, 2009, 05:53:06 AM
I bet that Suu spends the rest of her life with glitter on her face.
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Suu

#9
December 05, 2009, 06:20:35 AM
This stupid download is ruining my internets!  :argh!:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Dysnomia

#10
December 05, 2009, 06:48:54 AM
and then, halfway through the movie, Robert Patterson leaped out of the screen, bit Suu, and turned her into a sparkly vampire. 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Suu

#11
December 05, 2009, 06:50:17 AM
THE END FOREVER.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#12
December 05, 2009, 06:58:37 AM
After the first few scenes you'll pause it, go get beer, come back and get wasted and force yourself to forget that you were watching it. Then you'll throw up and yell something incoherently cause it's Sunday and you've got fuck all to do.
Someone will piss you off and you'll throw a book and mutter something real slurry-like, then laugh, hiccup and pass out.

It'll be GLORIOUS!

President Television

#13
December 05, 2009, 07:14:21 AM
I bet that you will begin to watch Twilight.
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#14
December 05, 2009, 10:28:05 AM
I predict that you'll spend most of tomorrow trying to squeeze the .avi file to get your wasted internets back

Download saw 6 instead - it's not nearly as bad as 3,4 & 5

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