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December 06, 2009, 07:43:41 PM Last Edit: December 18, 2009, 05:41:54 AM by Hangshai
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Cainad (dec.)

#1
December 06, 2009, 07:47:43 PM
Hi, welcome to PD.com, I... uh...

I got nothing. Somebody else tell him.

Da6s

#2
December 06, 2009, 07:48:01 PM Last Edit: December 06, 2009, 07:49:36 PM by Da6s
Hi.


Avoid hitting 50 posts. It gets kinda messy after they've torn into the most recent newcomer pinealist.
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
December 06, 2009, 07:51:21 PM
Quote from: Da6s on December 06, 2009, 07:48:01 PM
Hi.


Avoid hitting 50 posts. It gets kinda messy after they've torn into the most recent newcomer pinealist.

Especially the ones that have eyes so full of "swimmers" that they don't see the introductions thread.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#4
December 06, 2009, 08:00:34 PM
I'm waiting on the sidelines, patiently sharpening my favorite tongue :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Da6s

#5
December 06, 2009, 08:07:44 PM
48 to go.
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

Salty

#6
December 06, 2009, 08:11:32 PM
This is my first one. It's so exciting.
:popcorn:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Nast

#7
December 06, 2009, 08:15:07 PM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 06, 2009, 08:12:45 PM
moved to intro thread...

(4?)

It was?
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Cainad (dec.)

#8
December 06, 2009, 08:21:42 PM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 06, 2009, 08:06:23 PM
Maybe I DIDN'T put it in the introduction thread on purpose.  Geez, kinda weird for my first couple replies to include a complaint about going outside the lines.. 


You're not required to post in the intro thread, by any means. However, you should know that talking about your wild and crazy drug trips involving the PD and Illuminatus! Trilogy are going to be met with rolling eyes, like this ---> :roll:  because most of us have heard it all before (many, many times), and some of us have experienced it for ourselves. Of course, if you feel like expanding upon your experiences and spinning it into a good story, that might be fun. I know I like a good story.


Like I said, welcome to the PD.com forums. Check out the Principia subforum, the one at the top if you go to the forum index. It's the roof; there's a pool there.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
December 06, 2009, 08:26:41 PM
46 posts to go.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
December 06, 2009, 08:28:00 PM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 06, 2009, 08:06:23 PM
Maybe I DIDN'T put it in the introduction thread on purpose. 

Maybe that caught every ones' eye, and they're lining up to fuck with you, the moment you hit 50 posts.

Welcome to Discord, by the way.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Da6s

#11
December 06, 2009, 08:36:51 PM
I'm feeling particularly kind today, so here's my only advice:


Lurk Moar. Post Less.



You'll see that written in various places here. it's there for a reason.
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
December 06, 2009, 08:38:13 PM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 06, 2009, 08:34:08 PM
Yeah, I kind of figured that.  I didnt realize this was going to be such an interactive experience.  Still seems a little weird.   So is this something that happens to a lot of people?

Most.

Usually the ones that show up determined to show how outlandish they are, in their first 10 posts.  You know.  I mean, we've been doing this for years, we've seen every nonsense-spouting dadaist type that exists, oh, I dunno, maybe 2 million times or so.  So we mash 'em quick, before they spag everything up.

The smart ones stop trying to be hebephreniacs and start reading and/or producing content...or even just coherent conversations.  The dumb ones decide to show us that THEY'RE DIFFERENT, by continuing the EXACT SAME NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT that's been seen a million times.

I guess it basically comes down to this:  Are you here for discord, or are you here to babble like a loon?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#13
December 06, 2009, 08:39:10 PM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 06, 2009, 08:34:08 PM
Yeah, I kind of figured that.

It learns quickly!

Quote from: Hangshai on December 06, 2009, 08:34:08 PMI didnt realize this was going to be such an interactive experience.

Here at PD.com, the welcome wagon likes to make sure everyone gets a personalized greeting. And by "greeting" I mean "run them over." And by "wagon" I mean "tank."

Quote from: Hangshai on December 06, 2009, 08:34:08 PM
Still seems a little weird. 

They make pills for that.

Quote from: Hangshai on December 06, 2009, 08:34:08 PM
So is this something that happens to a lot of people?

Yeah. Quite a lot. Myself included.


Did you find the pool yet?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
December 06, 2009, 08:53:40 PM
Quote from: Hangshai on December 06, 2009, 07:43:41 PMI was on a lot of Coke and Heroin (this was the late 90's in Portland Or), and I was literally driving myself insane thinking that I was put on an Illuminati Death Trip.

GET OUT :crankey:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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