News:

MysticWicks endorsement: "At least Satanists HAVE a worldview. After reading this thread, I'm convinced that discordians not only don't, but will actively mock anyone who does."

Main Menu

Pineal Junk (Put it here so you won't be mentally destroyed)

Started by ThisIsMyName.StopAsking, December 06, 2009, 10:07:23 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
User actions

Hangshai

#60
December 14, 2009, 02:52:47 AM
All text and pictures uploaded by/to/from this person/account is/are purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Or not.

Freeky

#61
December 14, 2009, 02:58:15 AM
ATTN URVERBODY!

Does anyone have TGRR's face grinning evilly?

Freeky

#62
December 14, 2009, 04:00:12 AM
Hm.

Can you link me to Sinister Scowls 1 and 2?

Payne

#63
December 14, 2009, 01:56:27 PM

P3nT4gR4m

#64
December 14, 2009, 02:07:28 PM
Drei Fuß, fünfzehn zehen surely :?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Payne

#65
December 14, 2009, 02:16:26 PM
As long as you understand what it's supposed to say, I don't give a shit what it actually does say.

~~~Payne: Used the MSPaint of Online Translators.

Payne

#66
December 14, 2009, 02:18:56 PM
No, wait.

That's "One Leg, One Foot, Five toes!". So no, not two feet and ten toes. Only the leg with the toe sock on counted you see.

P3nT4gR4m

#67
December 14, 2009, 02:29:59 PM
Yeah so you're implying Hitler was a double amputee which only serves to make your "foot for a head" claim less believable  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Payne

#68
December 14, 2009, 02:49:22 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 14, 2009, 02:29:59 PM
Yeah so you're implying Hitler was a double amputee which only serves to make your "foot for a head" claim less believable  :argh!:

No, I'm claiming Footler had a foot for a head. The WOMP doesn't show his lower extremities, but I would guess that yeah he's a double amputee which is the source of his rage.

P3nT4gR4m

#69
December 14, 2009, 03:24:14 PM
Footler couldn't be a double amputee and I'll prove this using SCIENCE.

If Footler had more than the average (1.999) number of feet he would indeed have been notable for his inordinately large sock requirement and hence the name "Footler" would have stuck.

If he had less (eg only 1) then logic dictates that he would have been called "Footless"

Stop trying to wriggle off the hook and admit you made a mistake you fucking degenerate  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Payne

#70
December 14, 2009, 03:33:58 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 14, 2009, 03:24:14 PM
Footler couldn't be a double amputee and I'll prove this using SCIENCE.

If Footler had more than the average (1.999) number of feet he would indeed have been notable for his inordinately large sock requirement and hence the name "Footler" would have stuck.

If he had less (eg only 1) then logic dictates that he would have been called "Footless"

Stop trying to wriggle off the hook and admit you made a mistake you fucking degenerate  :argh!:

Right. It's off to Socksenhausen for you. Communist.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#71
December 14, 2009, 03:44:05 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 14, 2009, 03:33:58 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 14, 2009, 03:24:14 PM
Footler couldn't be a double amputee and I'll prove this using SCIENCE.

If Footler had more than the average (1.999) number of feet he would indeed have been notable for his inordinately large sock requirement and hence the name "Footler" would have stuck.

If he had less (eg only 1) then logic dictates that he would have been called "Footless"

Stop trying to wriggle off the hook and admit you made a mistake you fucking degenerate  :argh!:

Right. It's off to Socksenhausen for you. Communist.


Sock It To Me!
          \
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#72
December 14, 2009, 07:23:59 PM
Feet are cute. They're very personal and individual. It's a part of our bodies that we hide almost all the time... so there's something kind of intimate about seeing someone's bare feet.

And toe socks are an ABOMINATION.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#73
December 14, 2009, 07:25:09 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 14, 2009, 07:23:59 PM
Feet are cute. They're very personal and individual. It's a part of our bodies that we hide almost all the time... so there's something kind of intimate about seeing someone's bare feet.

Not mine.

TGRR,
Always wears boots, and has callouses on his callouses.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#74
December 14, 2009, 07:26:56 PM
I like toe socks! Not to wear, but to see on other people. They look funny to me.
Print
Go Up Pages 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
User actions