Words that piss me off.

[slothrop23]

I'm not a massive fan of the words, Pillock, Burke or chops. They make me go all funny and dizz..............

[Juana]

"Assholic", which one of my best friends says regularly. I'm slowly breaking him of it.
Using "you know?" as a filler word.

[Jasper]

I hate that so many different things all have the same name:  love.

[Disco Pickle]

the words "moist" and "tender" when used in the same sentence.

makes me think of an open wound.

[Richter]

the words "moist" and "tender" when used in the same sentence.

makes me think of an open wound.

Totally agree with you on this one.  They're two perfectly descriptive words, and the sounds of them don't annoy me as much as some others, but they are so often lumped together and overused in context by food commercials that they make me want to punch throats.  Liek the "Romeo and Juliet" overture (I'm fairly certian that's the name.)  Fine piece of classica music, but it's overplayed so much to try to summon up the context of "head over heals in love", that I can't stand the fucking thing. 

As much as I lvoe good food, I have NEVER felt that way about a low calorie cake or sandwich cookie snack.  Look forward to feeling the same way towards Hendrix and Elvis when their stuff passes into the realms of liberty free use.

[BabylonHoruv]

the words "moist" and "tender" when used in the same sentence.

makes me think of an open wound.

it makes me think of a vagina, which is probably why they are used together in commercials so often.

[Phox]

the words "moist" and "tender" when used in the same sentence.

makes me think of an open wound.

it makes me think of a vagina, which is probably why they are used together in commercials so often.

Me too. 

[BadBeast]

Talking of commercials and vaginas, last week, I went to a Supermarket, to get a particular brand of breakfast cereal for a friend. I couldn't find it on the shelves, so I asked the girl who was stacking,    "Can you show me where your Crispy Cunt is"?

I really did mean to say "Country Crisp". Honestly.

[slothrop23]

i wouldn't think that would be moist or tender

[Juana]

"addicting"

It's "addictIVE"

[Doktor Howl]

"addicting"

It's "addictIVE"

WRONG.

ADDICTING (verb).  Ex:  I'M ADDICTING THIS HERE SHEEP.

[Juana]

Duly noted. I still hate the word.

[Doktor Howl]

Duly noted. I still hate the word.

SO DOES THE SHEEP.

[Elder Iptuous]

Talking of commercials and vaginas, last week, I went to a Supermarket, to get a particular brand of breakfast cereal for a friend. I couldn't find it on the shelves, so I asked the girl who was stacking,    "Can you show me where your Crispy Cunt is"?

I really did mean to say "Country Crisp". Honestly.

So what was the reaction of the young lady you slipped over?

[BadBeast]

Talking of commercials and vaginas, last week, I went to a Supermarket, to get a particular brand of breakfast cereal for a friend. I couldn't find it on the shelves, so I asked the girl who was stacking,    "Can you show me where your Crispy Cunt is"?

I really did mean to say "Country Crisp". Honestly.

So what was the reaction of the young lady you slipped over?

Initially, baffled horror, but when I explained, she got embarrassed, laughed, then went to the storeroom and got me a box. When she came back with it she was still blushing.