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Started by Suu, December 08, 2009, 04:30:06 PM

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December 08, 2009, 04:30:06 PM
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Discordianism#Controversy_and_criticism

QuoteWhile appearing on Oprah in 2008, Tom Cruise entered a banter about Scientology and was assaulted with much verbal vitriol by Sovereign Reverend-Princess Kaousuu, who was starring opposite of him in an upcoming film when he made a jab about her Discordian faith. Brandishing her Hand of Eris tattooed wrist for all to see, she proceeded to cut-down Cruise and Scientology. She was then fired from her acting career and replaced with Angelina Jolie, because she doesn't have controversial tattoos.


Edit: Never mind, I know who did it, and he's not on this board.  :lulz:
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December 08, 2009, 05:39:03 PM
THAT is awesome, your fame is spreading.
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Suu

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December 08, 2009, 06:14:01 PM
My friend Max did it. I told him about the crazy dream I had a couple years ago in which I cut down Tom Cruise on Oprah.

Of course, Uncyclopedia would be cooler if it wasn't spattered with Uncle BadTouch.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

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December 08, 2009, 06:15:05 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 08, 2009, 06:14:01 PM
My friend Max did it. I told him about the crazy dream I had a couple years ago in which I cut down Tom Cruise on Oprah.

Of course, Uncyclopedia would be cooler if it wasn't spattered with Uncle BadTouch.

I was just saying the same thing about 23ae.
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LMNO

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December 08, 2009, 06:23:09 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 08, 2009, 06:14:01 PM
spattered with Uncle BadTouch.

This is a horribly unfortunate turn of phrase.

Suu

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December 08, 2009, 06:23:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 08, 2009, 06:23:09 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 08, 2009, 06:14:01 PM
spattered with Uncle BadTouch.

This is a horribly unfortunate turn of phrase.
:horrormirth:


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