"Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread

[hooplala]

Wow, I had no idea Victoria Jackson's stupid act was real.


I am still really broken up about Moe Tucker from the Velvet Underground though... I guess I should have seen it coming when she was band leader on Into The Night With Enrico And Friends.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Wow, I had no idea Victoria Jackson's stupid act was real.

Freeky and I listened to that last night, helpless with laughter.   

[Sister Fracture]

Wow, I had no idea Victoria Jackson's stupid act was real.

Freeky and I listened to that last night, helpless with laughter.   

IT.

WAS.

AMAZING.

[Phox]

I'd add The Nuge to that list but he honestly hasn't done anything relevant since Cat Scratch Fever.  Unless you count that stint he did in the Hair Band super group, Damn Yankees.  But that's a stretch. 

Nuge was the first example of this law.  I can't understand why I didn't include him.  He's the classic example.

Hes got a hunting show now. If that counts as a career.

Hes also a big black man: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_i4Y4WdT1k

Also:

[Luna]

Jim DeMint (R-SC).

"Leadership starts in the homes in the communities, in businesses, in churches," he said. "I've lived in a community and I know where the leaders are and it's not in Washington. And this pretense that he's our nation's leader... I'm not just talking about Obama, I'm talking about any President."

So, he's not a leader, no President is...  But, in the same speech:

"It's pretty clear this President is not going to lead," he said. "We've got to replace this President."

[Jenne]

Jim DeMint (R-SC).

"Leadership starts in the homes in the communities, in businesses, in churches," he said. "I've lived in a community and I know where the leaders are and it's not in Washington. And this pretense that he's our nation's leader... I'm not just talking about Obama, I'm talking about any President."

So, he's not a leader, no President is...  But, in the same speech:

"It's pretty clear this President is not going to lead," he said. "We've got to replace this President."

Dumb man confused by big words he doesn't understand.

Also, classic grandstanding.  What's interesting is how these talking points that get recycled by the Repub-bots all over the news shows mimic these idiocies over and over, not realizing how awful they sound/look.

I just sit back and wait for the repetitive montage of bullshit that Jon Stewart's gang inevitably puts together.

[Luna]

Dumb man confused by big words he doesn't understand.

Yep, confusing word, leader...

I swear, I don't understand how these nutjobs are getting elected.

[Juana]

This whole fucking article is gold.

Mike Beard, a Republican state representative from Minnesota, recently argued that coal mining should resume in the Land of 10,000 Lakes, in part because he believes God has created an earth that will provide unlimited natural resources.

"God is not capricious. He's given us a creation that is dynamically stable," Beard told MinnPost. "We are not going to run out of anything."

Beard is currently in the midst of drafting legislation that would overturn Minnesota's moratorium on coal-fired power plants, an effort that he backs due to his religious belief that God will provide limitless resources while ensuring that humans don't destroy the planet trying to get them.

Drawing on his family's childhood property in Pennsylvania, Beard explained to MinnPost his belief that while resource extraction might cause temporary agitation to the landscape, the effects wouldn't be longterm.

"Our farm was mined for coal three times," Beard said. "And, now we stand on a point and look over barley and wheat and pines. Did we temporarily disrupt the face of the earth? Yes, but when we were done, we put it all back together again."

This observation appears to be indicative of Beard's larger religious belief that God acts as the tireless custodian of the planet.

"It is the height of hubris to think we could [destroy the earth]," Beard told MinnPost, before saying that even devastating nuclear events shouldn't cast doubt on his theory that the earth can always be repaired.

It's people like him who are the reason I almost can't wait until the end.

[Luna]

Dipshit has family from Pennsylvania, draws experience from them, and doesn't know about Centralia?

[Requia ☣]

FFS, there is a difference between the earth being repaired and the earth being repaired after 99.9% of the people on it die.

[Kai]

This whole fucking article is gold.

Mike Beard, a Republican state representative from Minnesota, recently argued that coal mining should resume in the Land of 10,000 Lakes, in part because he believes God has created an earth that will provide unlimited natural resources.

"God is not capricious. He's given us a creation that is dynamically stable," Beard told MinnPost. "We are not going to run out of anything."

Beard is currently in the midst of drafting legislation that would overturn Minnesota's moratorium on coal-fired power plants, an effort that he backs due to his religious belief that God will provide limitless resources while ensuring that humans don't destroy the planet trying to get them.

Drawing on his family's childhood property in Pennsylvania, Beard explained to MinnPost his belief that while resource extraction might cause temporary agitation to the landscape, the effects wouldn't be longterm.

"Our farm was mined for coal three times," Beard said. "And, now we stand on a point and look over barley and wheat and pines. Did we temporarily disrupt the face of the earth? Yes, but when we were done, we put it all back together again."

This observation appears to be indicative of Beard's larger religious belief that God acts as the tireless custodian of the planet.

"It is the height of hubris to think we could [destroy the earth]," Beard told MinnPost, before saying that even devastating nuclear events shouldn't cast doubt on his theory that the earth can always be repaired.

It's people like him who are the reason I almost can't wait until the end.

This isn't right, it's not even wrong!

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

My property was mined for coal three times.  Each time there was more coal than the last, and the ground gets more fertile every time we mine it. The last time we mined it, we also found brand new veins of gold, emeralds, mithril, and chocolate.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

This whole fucking article is gold.

Mike Beard, a Republican state representative from Minnesota, recently argued that coal mining should resume in the Land of 10,000 Lakes, in part because he believes God has created an earth that will provide unlimited natural resources.

"God is not capricious. He's given us a creation that is dynamically stable," Beard told MinnPost. "We are not going to run out of anything."

Beard is currently in the midst of drafting legislation that would overturn Minnesota's moratorium on coal-fired power plants, an effort that he backs due to his religious belief that God will provide limitless resources while ensuring that humans don't destroy the planet trying to get them.

Drawing on his family's childhood property in Pennsylvania, Beard explained to MinnPost his belief that while resource extraction might cause temporary agitation to the landscape, the effects wouldn't be longterm.

"Our farm was mined for coal three times," Beard said. "And, now we stand on a point and look over barley and wheat and pines. Did we temporarily disrupt the face of the earth? Yes, but when we were done, we put it all back together again."

This observation appears to be indicative of Beard's larger religious belief that God acts as the tireless custodian of the planet.

"It is the height of hubris to think we could [destroy the earth]," Beard told MinnPost, before saying that even devastating nuclear events shouldn't cast doubt on his theory that the earth can always be repaired.

It's people like him who are the reason I almost can't wait until the end.

This isn't right, it's not even wrong!

By his logic shouldnt God have poofed a few more Dodo birds into existence by now?

[Elder Iptuous]

By his logic shouldnt God have poofed a few more Dodo birds into existence by now?

No. the dodo birds were doing teh gay marriage, so they reaped what they sowed....

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My property was mined for coal three times.  Each time there was more coal than the last, and the ground gets more fertile every time we mine it. The last time we mined it, we also found brand new veins of gold, emeralds, mithril, and chocolate.