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Started by Cain, December 08, 2009, 09:34:08 PM

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AFK

#480
March 23, 2011, 07:13:47 PM
Naw, civilization collapsed because they were all to busy staring and  :fap: at the Olympus Mons. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Luna

#481
March 25, 2011, 03:53:13 PM
ALTY!  Explain this shit, please.

QuoteGov. Sean Parnell's appointee for the panel that nominates state judges testified Wednesday that he would like to see Alaskans prosecuted for having sex outside of marriage.

The candidate, Don Haase of Valdez, also admitted under questioning by members of the Senate Judiciary Committee that his official resume failed to disclose his leadership role in Eagle Forum Alaska, which advocates for social conservative issues. He most recently was president of the organization, but resigned when he learned of his nomination, he said.

Haase, picked by Parnell for one of three public seats on the Alaska Judicial Council, said that he wouldn't let his personal beliefs influence which candidates he'd approve for judgeships.

http://www.adn.com/2011/03/23/1772266/senate-panel-questions-judicial.html#ixzz1Hcw7lrOm

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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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The Good Reverend Roger

#482
March 25, 2011, 03:55:29 PM
Easy.  It means the state gets to look in your bedroom.

Let's hear it for small government conservatives.   :lulz:

No wonder Bristol Palin moved.
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#483
March 25, 2011, 03:58:17 PM
The governor, Palin Jr Parnell wants to put this nitwit on a three person board to select the state's judges.  Said board is already infested by Teabagger Joe Miller's wife, courtesy of Palin.
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Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Jenne

#484
March 25, 2011, 04:02:23 PM
Where's my favorite statistics on the divorce rates and sex-outside-of-marriage rates among the Conservatives in our country?

Iason Ouabache

#485
March 30, 2011, 09:22:01 AM
Speaking of Newt Gingrich:

http://onlinejournal.com/artman/publish/article_7557.shtml

Quote"I have two grandchildren - Maggie is 11, Robert is 9," Gingrich said. "I am convinced that if we do not decisively win the struggle over the nature of America, by the time they're my age they will be in a secular atheist country, potentially one dominated by radical Islamists and with no understanding of what it once meant to be an American."
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#486
March 30, 2011, 02:11:29 PM
Duh, we're going to be ruled by siamese twins.  Or people with split personalities. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Juana

#487
March 30, 2011, 07:53:14 PM
What

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2011, 02:11:29 PM
Duh, we're going to be ruled by siamese twins.  Or people with split personalities. 
:lulz:
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Requia ☣

#488
March 30, 2011, 08:34:57 PM
I wonder if you could confuse the hell out of just about everyone by talking a group of teabaggers into supporting secularism as the way to defend themselves from the upcoming Islamist takeover.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Luna

#489
March 30, 2011, 09:59:49 PM
QuoteWhat is keeping America's fertility rate up are immigrants - both legal and illegal.

    There are those in America who are continuously attacking the family, bent on redefining marriage and have established anti-family government programs. This has led to downward pressure on our national total fertility rate. All of these actions are done in the name of various causes such as: reducing unwanted pregnancies, delaying child bearing to further career goals and even promoting childlessness and promoting adoption as a better option.

    Child bearing has become something distasteful to many women, an unwanted and painful experience to be avoided rather than embraced.

    All of these programs, ideals and ideologies are doing one thing and one thing only - reducing America core TFR to the point of no return. The White Anglo-Saxon Protestant (WASP) population in America is headed for extinction and with it our economy, well-being and survival as a uniquely America culture.

    This county is dying not because it is aging, it is dying because of infertility as public policy.

Teabaggers.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/tea-party-group-warns-white-extinction-america
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Requia ☣

#490
March 30, 2011, 10:03:02 PM
The Tea Party: Totally not racist, but all WASPs.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

The Good Reverend Roger

#491
March 30, 2011, 10:21:13 PM
Because only WASPs can handle our economy or survival.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Requia ☣

#492
March 30, 2011, 11:46:23 PM
Quote from: Alan GreenspanToday's competitive markets, whether we seek to recognise it or not, are driven by an international version of Adam Smith's "invisible hand" that is unredeemably opaque. With notably rare exceptions (2008, for example), the global "invisible hand" has created relatively stable exchange rates, interest rates, prices, and wage rates.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Prince Glittersnatch III

#493
March 30, 2011, 11:57:29 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 30, 2011, 09:59:49 PM
QuoteWhat is keeping America's fertility rate up are immigrants - both legal and illegal.

    There are those in America who are continuously attacking the family, bent on redefining marriage and have established anti-family government programs. This has led to downward pressure on our national total fertility rate. All of these actions are done in the name of various causes such as: reducing unwanted pregnancies, delaying child bearing to further career goals and even promoting childlessness and promoting adoption as a better option.

    Child bearing has become something distasteful to many women, an unwanted and painful experience to be avoided rather than embraced.

    All of these programs, ideals and ideologies are doing one thing and one thing only - reducing America core TFR to the point of no return. The White Anglo-Saxon Protestant (WASP) population in America is headed for extinction and with it our economy, well-being and survival as a uniquely America culture.

    This county is dying not because it is aging, it is dying because of infertility as public policy.

Teabaggers.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/tea-party-group-warns-white-extinction-america

So white people are the only thing keeping our economy afloat and because there arent enough of them(or too many brown people) America is dyeing?

This is the most blatantly racist thing I have ever read on such a (relatively) mainstream source.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Prince Glittersnatch III

#494
March 30, 2011, 11:59:35 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 30, 2011, 09:59:49 PM
QuoteWhat is keeping America's fertility rate up are immigrants - both legal and illegal.

    There are those in America who are continuously attacking the family, bent on redefining marriage and have established anti-family government programs. This has led to downward pressure on our national total fertility rate. All of these actions are done in the name of various causes such as: reducing unwanted pregnancies, delaying child bearing to further career goals and even promoting childlessness and promoting adoption as a better option.

    Child bearing has become something distasteful to many women, an unwanted and painful experience to be avoided rather than embraced.

    All of these programs, ideals and ideologies are doing one thing and one thing only - reducing America core TFR to the point of no return. The White Anglo-Saxon Protestant (WASP) population in America is headed for extinction and with it our economy, well-being and survival as a uniquely America culture.

    This county is dying not because it is aging, it is dying because of infertility as public policy.

Teabaggers.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/tea-party-group-warns-white-extinction-america

And apparently women having Jobs and adopting orphans is killing the country. And "the family" only applies to white people.

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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!
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