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Started by Cain, December 08, 2009, 09:34:08 PM

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Luna

#735
September 13, 2011, 12:24:45 AM
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Doktor Howl

#736
September 13, 2011, 12:28:32 AM
Quote from: Luna on September 13, 2011, 12:24:45 AM
I swear, I don't even know where to start with this one.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/concerned-women-america-real-feminism-serving-your-husband

Why is Beverly LaHaye being an activist instead of staying home and peeling grapes for her wingnut husband?   :?
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Juana

#737
September 13, 2011, 12:33:16 AM
:lulz:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Luna

#738
September 13, 2011, 01:02:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 13, 2011, 12:28:32 AM
Quote from: Luna on September 13, 2011, 12:24:45 AM
I swear, I don't even know where to start with this one.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/concerned-women-america-real-feminism-serving-your-husband

Why is Beverly LaHaye being an activist instead of staying home and peeling grapes for her wingnut husband?   :?

She doesn't mean HER, of course.  None of the wingnuts fine, upstanding dingbats ladies of the GoP that do the bullshit fine work of activism mean it should apply to THEM.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Luna

#739
September 14, 2011, 03:30:26 AM
STOP THE PRESSES!  SCANDAL!  HORRORS!

The President...  He...  It's awful.  It's...  Thank GOD Fox News caught him!  He...  He...

He USED A BINDER CLIP!

I shit you not.  Fox is having a seizure because Obama used a binder clip.

http://www.politicususa.com/en/fox-obama-binder-clip
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Precious Moments Zalgo

#740
September 14, 2011, 01:09:05 PM
Fox News questions whether poor Americans exist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWpz9NQipp0

Apparently, if you own a refrigerator, a microwave, and a coffee maker, then you can't be poor.
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Luna

#741
September 19, 2011, 11:23:17 PM
Okay, this one goes right out the other end of stupid.

http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2011/09/19/322405/gop-rep-whines-400k/

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Jenne

#742
September 20, 2011, 01:22:42 AM Last Edit: September 20, 2011, 01:30:52 AM by Jenne
Unfortunately, gaffes like that won't faze the folks putting fuckers like that Hines in power.  They EXPECT that sort of whine and probably think he's entitled to it.  They figure, when they make HIS millions, one day, when their ship comes in, they'll feel the same damned way!

I'm telling you, the Tea Bagger Folks really don't GET this shit.  They just refuse to see those forests for the trees.

Juana

#743
September 20, 2011, 01:25:30 AM
“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”
― John Steinbeck
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Suu

#745
September 21, 2011, 10:28:31 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on September 20, 2011, 01:25:30 AM
"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."
― John Steinbeck

A legend among mice and men, that John Steinbeck, was.
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PopeTom

#746
September 22, 2011, 12:09:21 AM
I'd feel better about most people seeing themselves as temporarily embarrassed millionaires if it didn't seem like most people's plan to become millionaires was 'win the lottery'.
-PopeTom

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Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

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BadBeast

#747
September 27, 2011, 01:50:53 PM
Liam Gallagher  fails to understand the appeal of Radiohead.
"I mean we've all written songs like Creep, y'know, them classic songs. Karma Police is alright, but it's The Beatles, innit?"  he said.
Okay Liam.  :fap: 
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NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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Disco Pickle

#748
September 28, 2011, 09:00:55 PM
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2011/09/bev-perdue-congressional-elections-/1?csp=34news

Quote"I think we ought to suspend, perhaps, elections for Congress for two years and just tell them we won't hold it against them, whatever decisions they make, to just let them help this country recover. I really hope that someone can agree with me on that," Perdue is quoted as saying. "You want people who don't worry about the next election."

Ok, I understand her reasoning, but that's the worst idea I've heard.

Also, Peter Orszag write in The New Republic that what we really need is less democracy, so government can get on with the business of governing.  He recommends automatic policies and decisions made by unelected committee's of "experts" rather than congressmen.

http://www.tnr.com/article/politics/magazine/94940/peter-orszag-democracy

I don't have a subscription, so I can't read the full article, but that's seems to me like a really bad idea as well.
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Eater of Clowns

#749
October 04, 2011, 12:36:32 AM
Hank Williams Jr's obnoxious ass is getting booted from ESPN Monday Night Football.

Why?

Because he said that Obama golfing with Boehner is like Hitler hitting the links with Netanyahu.
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