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The Good Reverend Roger

#915
February 10, 2012, 01:48:33 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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kingyak

#916
February 10, 2012, 01:50:09 AM
My first guess was "stupid" rather than "satire," too. I mean, it's Mississippi.
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#917
February 10, 2012, 06:16:48 AM
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Luna

#918
February 10, 2012, 10:22:37 AM
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/02/09/herman-cain-stupid-people-and-ignorant-people-are-ruining-america/

[quote}Former presidential candidate Herman Cain triumphantly took the stage at CPAC this afternoon in front of a friendly crowd to explain something many attendees already believe: that their ideological opponents on the left aren't "misguided" (as Sen. Rand Paul later offered) but downright stupid.

"We must outsmart the liberals," Cain said. "We must outsmart the people who are trying to ruin this country." But, he said, it wasn't just the stupid people who were ruining the country: "Stupid and ignorant people are ruining America," Cain posited — and running it.[/quote]
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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kingyak

#919
February 10, 2012, 03:48:00 PM
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kingyak

#920
February 10, 2012, 03:50:13 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 10, 2012, 10:22:37 AM
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/02/09/herman-cain-stupid-people-and-ignorant-people-are-ruining-america/

[quote}Former presidential candidate Herman Cain triumphantly took the stage at CPAC this afternoon in front of a friendly crowd to explain something many attendees already believe: that their ideological opponents on the left aren't "misguided" (as Sen. Rand Paul later offered) but downright stupid.

"We must outsmart the liberals," Cain said. "We must outsmart the people who are trying to ruin this country." But, he said, it wasn't just the stupid people who were ruining the country: "Stupid and ignorant people are ruining America," Cain posited — and running it.
[/quote]

"If only we could outsmart those stupid people!"
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#921
February 10, 2012, 08:01:17 PM Last Edit: February 10, 2012, 08:03:14 PM by Nigel
Quote from: Luna on February 10, 2012, 10:22:37 AM
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/02/09/herman-cain-stupid-people-and-ignorant-people-are-ruining-america/

[quote}Former presidential candidate Herman Cain triumphantly took the stage at CPAC this afternoon in front of a friendly crowd to explain something many attendees already believe: that their ideological opponents on the left aren't "misguided" (as Sen. Rand Paul later offered) but downright stupid.

"We must outsmart the liberals," Cain said. "We must outsmart the people who are trying to ruin this country." But, he said, it wasn't just the stupid people who were ruining the country: "Stupid and ignorant people are ruining America," Cain posited — and running it.
[/quote]

That is simply amazing! How on earth can the Right outsmart STUPID PEOPLE? It's hopeless!  :lulz:

Also, it's interesting that the Republican party has seemingly simply given up on trying to win converts or appeal to moderates. They're purely trying to create a division, at this point. Smoke and mirrors.
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Luna

#922
February 11, 2012, 02:33:34 AM
QuoteBASHIR: As you know, sir, the contraceptive pill doesn't abort a pregnancy. It prevents a pregnancy from happening. That's not what I'm talking about...

KING: Well, I really don't concede that. And that's not either the Catholic Church's position.

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entries/rep-steve-king-wont-concede-that-birth-control

I...  Fucking hell.
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Sita

#923
February 11, 2012, 03:31:05 AM
That doesn't surprise me. I've heard the same 'logic' about condoms.
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#924
February 11, 2012, 03:31:33 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2012, 02:33:34 AM
QuoteBASHIR: As you know, sir, the contraceptive pill doesn't abort a pregnancy. It prevents a pregnancy from happening. That's not what I'm talking about...

KING: Well, I really don't concede that. And that's not either the Catholic Church's position.

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entries/rep-steve-king-wont-concede-that-birth-control

I...  Fucking hell.

I...I...just...I...

I think my face melted as I read that.

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#925
February 11, 2012, 03:37:43 AM
I was about ready to explode with stupid, but then I re-read it and he's specifically talking about Plan B, which is still not abortion and he's an idiot for not knowing the difference, but that's slightly less awful than the initial impression I got that he literally thought the regular birth control pills are abortifacients.

The Good Reverend Roger

#926
February 11, 2012, 06:49:22 AM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on February 11, 2012, 03:37:43 AM
I was about ready to explode with stupid, but then I re-read it and he's specifically talking about Plan B, which is still not abortion and he's an idiot for not knowing the difference, but that's slightly less awful than the initial impression I got that he literally thought the regular birth control pills are abortifacients.

HAW HAW!  Google this asshole.  He's my very favorite politician.

I mean, for my value of "favorite".  He is a never-ending supply of idiocy and insanity, and his constituents love him so much, they'd all fight for the privilege of sucking his dick...If they could find a hydraulic jack capable of shifting his gut out of the way.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#927
February 11, 2012, 01:09:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 06:49:22 AM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on February 11, 2012, 03:37:43 AM
I was about ready to explode with stupid, but then I re-read it and he's specifically talking about Plan B, which is still not abortion and he's an idiot for not knowing the difference, but that's slightly less awful than the initial impression I got that he literally thought the regular birth control pills are abortifacients.

HAW HAW!  Google this asshole.  He's my very favorite politician.

I mean, for my value of "favorite".  He is a never-ending supply of idiocy and insanity, and his constituents love him so much, they'd all fight for the privilege of sucking his dick...If they could find a hydraulic jack capable of shifting his gut out of the way.

Oh, god, I got a visual on that.

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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Cain

#928
February 11, 2012, 02:10:16 PM
His screeching about Muslims terrorists is especially hilarious, when you consider his own connections to the IRA.

Triple Zero

#929
February 11, 2012, 04:10:41 PM
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on February 11, 2012, 03:37:43 AM
I was about ready to explode with stupid, but then I re-read it and he's specifically talking about Plan B, which is still not abortion and he's an idiot for not knowing the difference, but that's slightly less awful than the initial impression I got that he literally thought the regular birth control pills are abortifacients.

That's the "morning-after pill" right?

Isn't it basically equivalent to the regular birth control pill except in a higher dosage? Like, how many would you need to take? (If I'm saying something really stupid here, my apologies, but I've always wondered about that)

Out of curiosity, where do you get it in the US? Do you need a prescription? How much does it cost? Over here you can pick it up at the pharmacy* without a prescription and it costs about 14 euros ($18) (*pharmacy being a place that sells regular medicine and prescription medicine having medically or pharmaceutically schooled staff, as opposed to a drug-store which sells ibuprofen and shampoo)
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