"Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Cain- the IRA arent terrists. Theyre FREEDOM FIGHTERS TM. at least here in the US. lol.

[Phox]

I was about ready to explode with stupid, but then I re-read it and he's specifically talking about Plan B, which is still not abortion and he's an idiot for not knowing the difference, but that's slightly less awful than the initial impression I got that he literally thought the regular birth control pills are abortifacients.

That's the "morning-after pill" right?

Isn't it basically equivalent to the regular birth control pill except in a higher dosage? Like, how many would you need to take? (If I'm saying something really stupid here, my apologies, but I've always wondered about that)

Out of curiosity, where do you get it in the US? Do you need a prescription? How much does it cost? Over here you can pick it up at the pharmacy* without a prescription and it costs about 14 euros ($18) (*pharmacy being a place that sells regular medicine and prescription medicine having medically or pharmaceutically schooled staff, as opposed to a drug-store which sells ibuprofen and shampoo)

Yes, that's the morning after pill.

I'm not entirely certain, but I believe it's largely the same here, though I couldn't tell you how much it costs.

[Freeky]

I was about ready to explode with stupid, but then I re-read it and he's specifically talking about Plan B, which is still not abortion and he's an idiot for not knowing the difference, but that's slightly less awful than the initial impression I got that he literally thought the regular birth control pills are abortifacients.

That's the "morning-after pill" right?

Isn't it basically equivalent to the regular birth control pill except in a higher dosage? Like, how many would you need to take? (If I'm saying something really stupid here, my apologies, but I've always wondered about that)

Out of curiosity, where do you get it in the US? Do you need a prescription? How much does it cost? Over here you can pick it up at the pharmacy* without a prescription and it costs about 14 euros ($18) (*pharmacy being a place that sells regular medicine and prescription medicine having medically or pharmaceutically schooled staff, as opposed to a drug-store which sells ibuprofen and shampoo)

What Plan B does is make your body give off all these chemicals that say "IT IS TIME FOR YOUR PERIOD!  NOW MOTHERFUCKER, WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR THE SCHEDULE!"  However, it is ONLY used immediately after the fact.  If you were a month prego, it wouldn't work, which is why it isn't an abortion thingy.

You mostly get it out from Planned Parenthood, I don't know where else it can be acquired.  You don't need a prescription, but if you're under 16 I think they either strongly urge or require parental consent, I'm not sure which.

[Luna]

I was about ready to explode with stupid, but then I re-read it and he's specifically talking about Plan B, which is still not abortion and he's an idiot for not knowing the difference, but that's slightly less awful than the initial impression I got that he literally thought the regular birth control pills are abortifacients.

That's the "morning-after pill" right?

Isn't it basically equivalent to the regular birth control pill except in a higher dosage? Like, how many would you need to take? (If I'm saying something really stupid here, my apologies, but I've always wondered about that)

Out of curiosity, where do you get it in the US? Do you need a prescription? How much does it cost? Over here you can pick it up at the pharmacy* without a prescription and it costs about 14 euros ($18) (*pharmacy being a place that sells regular medicine and prescription medicine having medically or pharmaceutically schooled staff, as opposed to a drug-store which sells ibuprofen and shampoo)

What Plan B does is make your body give off all these chemicals that say "IT IS TIME FOR YOUR PERIOD!  NOW MOTHERFUCKER, WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR THE SCHEDULE!"  However, it is ONLY used immediately after the fact.  If you were a month prego, it wouldn't work, which is why it isn't an abortion thingy.

You mostly get it out from Planned Parenthood, I don't know where else it can be acquired.  You don't need a prescription, but if you're under 16 I think they either strongly urge or require parental consent, I'm not sure which.

Depends on the state.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I'm pretty sure under 16 a prescription is required.

[Freeky]

I'm pretty sure under 16 a prescription is required.

Under 17, apparently.  I just checked.

[Luna]

What the fuck:

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/cpac-tea-party-activist-warns-left-changed-definition-pedophilia

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What the fuck:

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/cpac-tea-party-activist-warns-left-changed-definition-pedophilia

What the hell

Now they're simply resorting to making shit up. Next they're going to try to convince people that Liberals practice ritual incest and eat Christian babies.

[Bruno]

Sometimes I think in order to match their level of crazy, the left would have to start making claims like, "Margaret Atwood is a time traveler and The Handmaid's Tale is an actual documentary from the future."

[The Good Reverend Roger]

What the fuck:

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/cpac-tea-party-activist-warns-left-changed-definition-pedophilia

What the hell

Now they're simply resorting to making shit up. Next they're going to try to convince people that Liberals practice ritual incest and eat Christian babies.

This is one reason I like spreading rumors about the teabaggers.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What the fuck:

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/cpac-tea-party-activist-warns-left-changed-definition-pedophilia

What the hell

Now they're simply resorting to making shit up. Next they're going to try to convince people that Liberals practice ritual incest and eat Christian babies.

This is one reason I like spreading rumors about the teabaggers.

It's always fun to play pin-the-rumor-on-the-teabagger.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2012/02/09/422358/scalia-the-soviet-unions-constitution-was-much-better-than-ours/

Imagine for a moment, the shitstorm that would result if Obama had said this.

[Cain]

Haha, Obama has daughters, what a fag!

You want off-the-charts status? Check out the curriculum vitae of one Willard M. Romney: $200 million in the bank (and a hell of a lot more if he didn't give so much away), apex alpha executive, CEO, chairman of the board, governor, bishop, boss of everything he's ever touched. Son of the same, father of more. It is a curious scientific fact (explained in evolutionary biology by the Trivers-Willard hypothesis — Willard, notice) that high-status animals tend to have more male offspring than female offspring, which holds true across many species, from red deer to mink to Homo sap. The offspring of rich families are statistically biased in favor of sons — the children of the general population are 51 percent male and 49 percent female, but the children of the Forbes billionaire list are 60 percent male. Have a gander at that Romney family picture: five sons, zero daughters. Romney has 18 grandchildren, and they exceed a 2:1 ratio of grandsons to granddaughters (13:5). When they go to church at their summer-vacation home, the Romney clan makes up a third of the congregation. He is basically a tribal chieftain.

Professor Obama? Two daughters. May as well give the guy a cardigan. And fallopian tubes.

Also OMG MITT ROMNEY = SO SEXY.  Check out that bulging porfolio, ladies.  He's the guy Christian Grey based himself on.

This sad wankery is bought to you by National Review https://www.nationalreview.com/nrd/articles/313504/boss

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Haha, Obama has daughters, what a fag!

You want off-the-charts status? Check out the curriculum vitae of one Willard M. Romney: $200 million in the bank (and a hell of a lot more if he didn't give so much away), apex alpha executive, CEO, chairman of the board, governor, bishop, boss of everything he's ever touched. Son of the same, father of more. It is a curious scientific fact (explained in evolutionary biology by the Trivers-Willard hypothesis — Willard, notice) that high-status animals tend to have more male offspring than female offspring, which holds true across many species, from red deer to mink to Homo sap. The offspring of rich families are statistically biased in favor of sons — the children of the general population are 51 percent male and 49 percent female, but the children of the Forbes billionaire list are 60 percent male. Have a gander at that Romney family picture: five sons, zero daughters. Romney has 18 grandchildren, and they exceed a 2:1 ratio of grandsons to granddaughters (13:5). When they go to church at their summer-vacation home, the Romney clan makes up a third of the congregation. He is basically a tribal chieftain.

Professor Obama? Two daughters. May as well give the guy a cardigan. And fallopian tubes.

Also OMG MITT ROMNEY = SO SEXY.  Check out that bulging porfolio, ladies.  He's the guy Christian Grey based himself on.

This sad wankery is bought to you by National Review https://www.nationalreview.com/nrd/articles/313504/boss

http://jezebel.com/5937092/mitt-romneys-wonder-dong-should-be-chieftan-of-america

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

Haha, Obama has daughters, what a fag!

You want off-the-charts status? Check out the curriculum vitae of one Willard M. Romney: $200 million in the bank (and a hell of a lot more if he didn't give so much away), apex alpha executive, CEO, chairman of the board, governor, bishop, boss of everything he's ever touched. Son of the same, father of more. It is a curious scientific fact (explained in evolutionary biology by the Trivers-Willard hypothesis — Willard, notice) that high-status animals tend to have more male offspring than female offspring, which holds true across many species, from red deer to mink to Homo sap. The offspring of rich families are statistically biased in favor of sons — the children of the general population are 51 percent male and 49 percent female, but the children of the Forbes billionaire list are 60 percent male. Have a gander at that Romney family picture: five sons, zero daughters. Romney has 18 grandchildren, and they exceed a 2:1 ratio of grandsons to granddaughters (13:5). When they go to church at their summer-vacation home, the Romney clan makes up a third of the congregation. He is basically a tribal chieftain.

Professor Obama? Two daughters. May as well give the guy a cardigan. And fallopian tubes.

Also OMG MITT ROMNEY = SO SEXY.  Check out that bulging porfolio, ladies.  He's the guy Christian Grey based himself on.

This sad wankery is bought to you by National Review https://www.nationalreview.com/nrd/articles/313504/boss

THE COMMENTS!!!!

Kevin, my favorite column of the year. Loved it, so un-PC and therefore so true.

That's hair-on-your-chest logic right there, ya friggin' homo's.