"Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread

[Freeky]

Back to making fun of wingnuts

http://wonkette.com/413847/scott-brown-votes-for-jobs-bill-wingnuts-go-nuts-on-twitter

In only his second Senate vote, Republican messiah Scott Brown helped the Democrats destroy a Republican filibuster on the new Jobs Bill, hahahahah, what? And guess who’s cold goin’ nuts on the Twitter?

Post includes screenshots of screeching Twittertards.

 

[Iason Ouabache]

Back to making fun of wingnuts

http://wonkette.com/413847/scott-brown-votes-for-jobs-bill-wingnuts-go-nuts-on-twitter

In only his second Senate vote, Republican messiah Scott Brown helped the Democrats destroy a Republican filibuster on the new Jobs Bill, hahahahah, what? And guess who's cold goin' nuts on the Twitter?

Post includes screenshots of screeching Twittertards.

That love affair didn't last long.

[Cain]

They're even attacking his daughter's facebook, which seems a pretty low blow.

[Jenne]

It's a lesson for the Republitards that wearing the red elephant or blue donkey on the lapel (metaphorically) doesn't mean that the votes will always go the way of the party platform/schtick of the moment.  

[Doktor Howl]

They're even attacking his daughter's facebook, which seems a pretty low blow.

That's pretty shitty.

[Iason Ouabache]

They're even attacking his daughter's facebook, which seems a pretty low blow.

I'm not the least bit surprised. The online Teabaggers are like Anonymous with half the IQ. Thank Eris they haven't acquired l33t haxxors skillz.

[Doktor Howl]

They're even attacking his daughter's facebook, which seems a pretty low blow.

I'm not the least bit surprised. The online Teabaggers are like Anonymous with half the IQ. Thank Eris they haven't acquired l33t haxxors skillz.

So, now the families of politicians are fair game for harrassment.

How long before these teabaggers just say "fuck it" and put on brown shirts?

[Jenne]

They're even attacking his daughter's facebook, which seems a pretty low blow.

I'm not the least bit surprised. The online Teabaggers are like Anonymous with half the IQ. Thank Eris they haven't acquired l33t haxxors skillz.

So, now the families of politicians are fair game for harrassment.

How long before these teabaggers just say "fuck it" and put on brown shirts?

They're like that in spirit already.  They just lack direction.

That's one of the saving graces of this movement, besides the lulz.  There's no uniform direction, and factions within factions.

It's like a hilarious joke on politix only it's real and comes with spikes and pitchforks complete with mob mentality and an exhausted, long-distance running monster.

[Doktor Howl]

It's like a hilarious joke on politix only it's real and comes with spikes and pitchforks complete with mob mentality and an exhausted, long-distance running monster.

Well, it's going to go one of two ways.

Either they're going to find a charismatic leader and go totally apeshit, or they'll splinter into a million factions, like the Reform Party did.

I can't decide which would be funnier.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Meh, if you lie down with dogs, you get up with flea-tweets. Any politician that makes use of the ill-informed, reactionary, partisan hoard of teabaggers should be ready to get the shit end of the stick as soon as they do anything not in goose step with the Tea Party. If they think otherwise, they're obviously too naive to be politicians.

[Doktor Howl]

Meh, if you lie down with dogs, you get up with flea-tweets. Any politician that makes use of the ill-informed, reactionary, partisan hoard of teabaggers should be ready to get the shit end of the stick as soon as they do anything not in goose step with the Tea Party. If they think otherwise, they're obviously too naive to be politicians.

I'm pretty sure Brown doesn't care.

[Jenne]

It's like a hilarious joke on politix only it's real and comes with spikes and pitchforks complete with mob mentality and an exhausted, long-distance running monster.

Well, it's going to go one of two ways.

Either they're going to find a charismatic leader and go totally apeshit, or they'll splinter into a million factions, like the Reform Party did.

I can't decide which would be funnier.

I vote Option A ftw, Alex.

Srsly, that would be something awesome to behold, if only to hold over their heads for forever and a day.

[Doktor Howl]

It's like a hilarious joke on politix only it's real and comes with spikes and pitchforks complete with mob mentality and an exhausted, long-distance running monster.

Well, it's going to go one of two ways.

Either they're going to find a charismatic leader and go totally apeshit, or they'll splinter into a million factions, like the Reform Party did.

I can't decide which would be funnier.

I vote Option A ftw, Alex.

Srsly, that would be something awesome to behold, if only to hold over their heads for forever and a day.

Sure, and there'll be a hell of a party when we finally back them into their bunkers like rats.

[Jenne]

It's like a hilarious joke on politix only it's real and comes with spikes and pitchforks complete with mob mentality and an exhausted, long-distance running monster.

Well, it's going to go one of two ways.

Either they're going to find a charismatic leader and go totally apeshit, or they'll splinter into a million factions, like the Reform Party did.

I can't decide which would be funnier.

I vote Option A ftw, Alex.

Srsly, that would be something awesome to behold, if only to hold over their heads for forever and a day.

Sure, and there'll be a hell of a party when we finally back them into their bunkers like rats.

Ticker-tape parade would be in order.  But I digress. 

"Now Here's Something We Hope You'll REALLY Like" /Rocky

From the GOP forums (HAR HAR HAR these people crack me up like a nut):  http://our.gop.com/forums/Topic4244010-3722-1.aspx

Having the Federal government controlling the educational system in America is anathema to the ideas is country was founded on. A free people should not receive their education from the government. Not only is it unconstitutional, but it has been a complete failure.

It's time we bring back this great Republican issue to the forefront of our platform. This is a great starting point for reducing government spending and power. But we must not compromise and settle for "reform." It must be completely abolished and educational issues returned to the people and the states.

Yeah, there we go, Brandon!  Keep people STUPID.  Because we all KNOW that corporations (aka  YOUR "people") will educate the poor, indigent and destitute.  Uh huh.  That's what they're "in it" for, right?

Dumbass.

[Doktor Howl]

  http://our.gop.com/forums/Topic4244010-3722-1.aspx

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