"Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread

[Iason Ouabache]

  Is that anything like fucking for virginity?

[Requia ☣]

You can't have peace through strength when half your military is tied up defending land on the other side of the planet.  That kindof fucks up our ability to retaliate if someone else attacks us.

[Doktor Howl]

Is that anything like fucking for virginity?

No.  It isn't.

However, using that strength in meaningless wars isn't peace through strength, either.

[Jasper]

What we're attempting now is 'peace through war' which is a lot like virginity for fucking.

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

14% of Americans are birthers (source).

One of them is Lt. Col. Terry Lankin, who refused to report for duty and be deployed to Afghanistan because Obama is not legally the Commander in Chief and lacks the authority to send him anywhere.  He's being court-martialed for it.

Here is Alan Keyes explaining why this guy is a hero.

The situation results from the dereliction of responsible civilian constitutional officers in both the legislative and judicial branches of government. They have refused to meet their sworn duty to assure that the Constitution is at all times being upheld. By his actions, Lt. Col. Lakin declares his willingness to rely upon the system of military justice to proceed in a manner that will eventually confront the Supreme Court of the United States with its inescapable duty to provide a constitutionally authoritative answer to the question of Obama's constitutional eligibility to serve as president.

[Remington]

Constitutionally Authoritative Answer:


"You're a retard. Go to jail."
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[Mangrove]

Put this asshole in Gitmo. (see below)

Lt Col: Let me out of here! I'm a US citizen!
Law: So is the Times Square bomber and I don't like his chances right now.
Lt Col: But I'm being detained illegally.
Law: Yeah. We know.
Lt Col: This is insane! Someone should shut this place down!
Law: What....someone like uh....President Obama?
Lt Col: 

[Remington]

Pure Glenn Beck gold:
http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2010/05/13/lewis-black-glenn-beck-has-nazi-tourettes/

[Jenne]

LOVED that.  And it's TROOOOOOOO

[Freeky]

OMG. Lewis Black is one of my favorite comedians, and that clip is a good example of why.

[Jasper]

It's going to be a good decade to be a comedy writer.

[Kai]

Pure Glenn Beck gold:
http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2010/05/13/lewis-black-glenn-beck-has-nazi-tourettes/

That was brilliant.     Almost as good as Stewart's Beck imitation.

[Remington]

From Conservapedia's Conservative Bible Translation Project:
http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=John_15-21_(Translated)&diff=prev&oldid=757526


Hitler opposed animal cruelty too:
http://www.conservapedia.com/Talk:Barack_Hussein_Obama/archive8#Animal_rights

[Jasper]

If Hitler liked Ice Cream, we must never eat ice cream again.

THAT'S.  LOGIC.

[Juana]

So Carolina Totally Looses its Mind

We noted last night that a top supporter of South Carolina Gov. candidate Andre Bauer called frontrunner Nikki Haley (who is the child of Sikh immigrants from the Punjab) a "raghead". But now the audio has surfaced. And the whole thing turns out to have been much more over the top and nutty than first reported.

Not only did state Sen. Jake Knotts refer to Haley as a "f#!king raghead" he also went on a tear about her being a crypto-Sikh pretending to be Christian and part of some wild conspiracy theory about Haley being a stalking horse for turban-wearing foreigners trying to undermine South Carolina's God-fearing culture.

According to the Free Times, Knotts claimed Haley's father is sending letters to India saying that his daughter is the first Sikh in the United States running for high office and that "we're at war over there."

From the Free Times ...

    Knotts said that South Carolina is a religious community.

    "We need a good Christian to be our governor," he said. "She's hiding her religion. She ought to be proud of it. I'm proud of my god."

    Knotts says he believes Haley's father has been sending letters to India saying that Haley is the first Sikh running for high office in America. He says her father walks around Lexington wearing a turban.

    "We're at war over there," Knotts said.

    Asked to clarify, he said he did not mean the United States was at war with India, but was at war with "foreign countries."