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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, February 06, 2010, 05:56:08 PM

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Requia ☣

I talked to an ex patent clerk, he said that rotating the image would count as modifying the document as submitted, which isn't allowed.   :horrormirth:
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

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Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 06, 2010, 07:07:30 PM
I talked to an ex patent clerk, he said that rotating the image would count as modifying the document as submitted, which isn't allowed.   :horrormirth:

The story the patent office gave is that the software is so old it can't rotate images.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Requia ☣

#5
He says that that's a lie.

Not that it isn't 20 years old, but rotating images isn't exactly a new feature.


Scratch that, the TIFF viewer can rotate the image, but according to that its the fax software that throws the error  He wouldn't have ever seen that.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

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Requia, click and read the link for the follow-up article.
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Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.