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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, February 06, 2010, 05:56:08 PM

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February 06, 2010, 05:56:08 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

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February 06, 2010, 06:39:15 PM
:facepalm:

Requia ☣

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February 06, 2010, 07:07:30 PM
I talked to an ex patent clerk, he said that rotating the image would count as modifying the document as submitted, which isn't allowed.   :horrormirth:
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Jasper

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February 06, 2010, 07:12:44 PM
AAAAUGH!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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February 06, 2010, 07:35:19 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 06, 2010, 07:07:30 PM
I talked to an ex patent clerk, he said that rotating the image would count as modifying the document as submitted, which isn't allowed.   :horrormirth:

The story the patent office gave is that the software is so old it can't rotate images.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Requia ☣

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February 06, 2010, 07:37:12 PM Last Edit: February 06, 2010, 07:40:48 PM by Requia ☣
He says that that's a lie.

Not that it isn't 20 years old, but rotating images isn't exactly a new feature.

Scratch that, the TIFF viewer can rotate the image, but according to that its the fax software that throws the error  He wouldn't have ever seen that.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Triple Zero

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February 06, 2010, 08:09:09 PM
Requia, click and read the link for the follow-up article.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Requia ☣

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February 06, 2010, 09:21:20 PM
See the edit I made dammit  :argh!:
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.
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