Goddammit, Richter...

[Suu]

YOU CAN'T END THE WORLD!  IT'S WHERE I KEEP ALL MY STUFF!

SPOON!

EAT FLAMING DESK!

You're not going crazy. You're going sane in a crazy world!

isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.

You're not mad scientists, you're a bunch of hippies!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

  And the circle is complete.  Not satisfied with shitting all over everyone with impunity, Roger finally snaps and abuses his power just because he can.  Should we all bow down and call you "Supreme Leader" now?  Or perhaps Hugh would be a fitting name. 

A humorous sidenote to the above post is that Badges just kicked and banned me from IRC for not kissing her ass.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

And if you pull that Tranny shit again, I swear to God, you're gonna drown in mud.  There is some shit I will not eat.

I've always thought that a really horrible punishment would be to drown someone in really pissy cheap Greek yogurt with bits of Rasputin's beard in it.then resuscitating them, Repeat

maybe that would be more fun?

Just a little bump to remind everyone that Stormcrow is a prick.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

  And the circle is complete.  Not satisfied with shitting all over everyone with impunity, Roger finally snaps and abuses his power just because he can.  Should we all bow down and call you "Supreme Leader" now?  Or perhaps Hugh would be a fitting name. 

I retract all apologies, Hugh.  You're not trustworthy enough to be a friend.  I'd flounce, but then I wouldn't have the pleasure of watching everyone else acknowledge what a weaselly backstabber you really are.  I guess you'll just have to invent some reason to ban me.

Oh, and to everyone else:  I don't care if you think Roger is great and has always treated you well.  Stick around long enough and he'll find a reason to shit allllll over you.  Still not convinced?  Tally up how many people he's decided to ignore over the last week.  He's gone off his fucking rocker.

I don't even know you any more, Roger.  But go ahead and have a hissy fit anyway, backstabber.

Also, reminder that Badges is a sack of shit, who should stay in Utah forever.  She and that state deserve each other.

[Richter]

All considered, "RICHTER EXPLAIN YOURSELF" went off much better, as far as random calling outs go.  I STILL introduce myself as a product of Project BITCHHAMMER.