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Aw fuck, I'm crying again.

Started by Suu, December 11, 2009, 05:01:21 AM

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Suu

December 11, 2009, 05:01:21 AM
Someone make it stop before I commit arson.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Thurnez Isa

#1
December 11, 2009, 05:01:48 AM
DONT CRY
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
December 11, 2009, 05:02:32 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 05:01:21 AM
Someone make it stop before I commit arson.

Fire will dry your tears, and gasoline fumes will clear up your snotty little hate filled nostrils.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

#3
December 11, 2009, 05:03:06 AM


EoC,
googled "funny picture" and took the first entry.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Thurnez Isa

#4
December 11, 2009, 05:05:21 AM
Crying makes Baby Jesus laugh at you
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Suu

#5
December 11, 2009, 05:05:31 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 11, 2009, 05:03:06 AM


EoC,
googled "funny picture" and took the first entry.

I laughed, but it didn't help much. Not even BEARFORCE1 is saving me right now.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#6
December 11, 2009, 05:06:06 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 11, 2009, 05:05:21 AM
Crying makes Baby Jesus laugh at you

He can go fuck himself. I bet Michelangelo never thought of sculpting THAT.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Eater of Clowns

#7
December 11, 2009, 05:07:37 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 11, 2009, 05:05:31 AM
I laughed, but it didn't help much. Not even BEARFORCE1 is saving me right now.

Time to pull out the big guns.



EoC,
googled "really funny picture" and took the first entry.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Thurnez Isa

#8
December 11, 2009, 05:12:44 AM
EoC I got this

Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Thurnez Isa

#9
December 11, 2009, 05:15:04 AM
I also got pictures of roadkill
:?

what the fuck is wrong with my google
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Suu

#10
December 11, 2009, 05:16:00 AM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Salty

#11
December 11, 2009, 05:20:20 AM Last Edit: December 17, 2009, 02:19:58 AM by Alty
All I got was this:

edit, duh. 
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Eater of Clowns

#12
December 11, 2009, 05:22:32 AM
Thurnez you suck at this.



I googled "way to go thurnez" and that's what I got.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Thurnez Isa

#13
December 11, 2009, 05:24:24 AM
thats me
:lulz:
IM A WIZARD
cause i have a hat


Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Cait M. R.

#14
December 11, 2009, 05:25:28 AM


Googling "really funny picture" served this up.
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