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Started by MMIX, December 11, 2009, 09:21:40 PM

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MMIX

#15
December 12, 2009, 12:21:48 AM
She's gorgeous . . .
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
December 12, 2009, 12:52:48 AM
Quote from: MMIX on December 11, 2009, 09:21:40 PM
In LMNO's thread Fact check, plz Roger said
QuoteSilly English people.    :lulz:

No wonder you had to hire Germans to run your country.


Here's something to give you  a laugh Roger -I'm not actually sure that there has ever been an English monarch of the Kingdom of England. The Neanderthals came over then there was the tribal times, then the Romans [Italian] then the dark ages - more tribalism. The Angles and Saxons were germanic, the Normans were French, King Arthur was mythical. Our favourite hero king, Richard the Lionheart didn't speak English and hardly set foot in the damn country, his evil brother John did deign to live here and was repaid for that ridiculous affectation by revolting Barons who made him sign Magna Carta.  The Tudors were Welsh, the Stuarts started out Scots and ended up Dutch and when they ran out of Dutchmen we were taken over by the Germans, from Hanoverians  [the people not the horses] to our current deeply beloved Saxe-Coburg-Gothas. Oops sorry I meant the House of Windsor. Are you still laughing because it really is utterly giggleworthy. Oh, and then there was Monty Python, which is just about appropriate I suppose

Every English Monarch has been English, except for George III.

Because anyone invades or even moves to England becomes English or goes mad.  This is a well-documented fact.  George III elected to go mad...the rest turned English.  How this transformation takes place is still not proven among reputable scientists, but seems to be either the awful cooking or the hideous perversions for which your nation is infamous. 

This, of course, excludes the Scots, who aren't allowed in England because their food is even worse, and who spend all their time fighting their traditional enemy, the Scots. 

The Irish are English by virtue of their insane insistence that they aren't, when everyone knows they are just Englishmen with potato poisoning.  The Welsh are simply a breed of Englishmen with even less tolerance to direct sunlight.  Cornishmen are those English who haven't learned to speak.

Have I missed anyone?




" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
December 12, 2009, 01:00:31 AM
Now get me started on America.  England may be crazy, but at least they're sane.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

MMIX

#18
December 12, 2009, 01:07:09 AM
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Thurnez Isa

#19
December 12, 2009, 01:08:49 AM
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
December 12, 2009, 01:18:17 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 12, 2009, 01:08:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2009, 01:00:31 AM
Now get me started on America.  England may be crazy, but at least they're sane.

easy enough
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXKuDYvM6Wk
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27QTX46XNLM

:walken:

WHY DID I EVER MOVE TO THIS COUNTRY, THURNA?

Oh, yeah.  Because da Newfies trew me oot.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#21
December 12, 2009, 01:45:52 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2009, 12:52:48 AM
Quote from: MMIX on December 11, 2009, 09:21:40 PM
In LMNO's thread Fact check, plz Roger said
QuoteSilly English people.    :lulz:

No wonder you had to hire Germans to run your country.


Here's something to give you  a laugh Roger -I'm not actually sure that there has ever been an English monarch of the Kingdom of England. The Neanderthals came over then there was the tribal times, then the Romans [Italian] then the dark ages - more tribalism. The Angles and Saxons were germanic, the Normans were French, King Arthur was mythical. Our favourite hero king, Richard the Lionheart didn't speak English and hardly set foot in the damn country, his evil brother John did deign to live here and was repaid for that ridiculous affectation by revolting Barons who made him sign Magna Carta.  The Tudors were Welsh, the Stuarts started out Scots and ended up Dutch and when they ran out of Dutchmen we were taken over by the Germans, from Hanoverians  [the people not the horses] to our current deeply beloved Saxe-Coburg-Gothas. Oops sorry I meant the House of Windsor. Are you still laughing because it really is utterly giggleworthy. Oh, and then there was Monty Python, which is just about appropriate I suppose

Every English Monarch has been English, except for George III.

Because anyone invades or even moves to England becomes English or goes mad.  This is a well-documented fact.  George III elected to go mad...the rest turned English.  How this transformation takes place is still not proven among reputable scientists, but seems to be either the awful cooking or the hideous perversions for which your nation is infamous. 

This, of course, excludes the Scots, who aren't allowed in England because their food is even worse, and who spend all their time fighting their traditional enemy, the Scots. 

The Irish are English by virtue of their insane insistence that they aren't, when everyone knows they are just Englishmen with potato poisoning.  The Welsh are simply a breed of Englishmen with even less tolerance to direct sunlight.  Cornishmen are those English who haven't learned to speak.

Have I missed anyone?






Of course, every ruler has ALSO been a lizard in a king and/or queen suit. ESPECIALLY the Scots.

Thurnez Isa

#22
December 12, 2009, 05:37:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2009, 01:18:17 AM

WHY DID I EVER MOVE TO THIS COUNTRY, THURNA?

Oh, yeah.  Because da Newfies trew me oot.

Actually being rejected by the Newfies means you haven't degraded yourself completely yet
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Suu

#23
December 12, 2009, 06:03:50 AM Last Edit: December 12, 2009, 06:05:35 AM by Suu
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 12, 2009, 01:08:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 12, 2009, 01:00:31 AM
Now get me started on America.  England may be crazy, but at least they're sane.

easy enough
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXKuDYvM6Wk
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27QTX46XNLM

At least our President doesn't look like a used car salesman or shady realtor.




SRSLY.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Thurnez Isa

#24
December 12, 2009, 06:09:17 AM
ya but he doesn't have enough seats in parliament to actually pass any bills, technically its opposition that actually runs the country right now. He's just there to be really campy
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Suu

#25
December 12, 2009, 06:10:05 AM
Yeah, from what I understand he's not too popular, if not worthless at this point.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Thurnez Isa

#26
December 12, 2009, 06:16:14 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 12, 2009, 06:10:05 AM
Yeah, from what I understand he's not too popular, if not worthless at this point.

I hate him cause he destroyed the old conservative party, then led by Joe Clark, and made them into this talking point only half ass neoconservative wannabe social conservative party they are today.
Which forced me to start voting for some crazy christian loon who ranted on a soup box about homosexuality downtown until he was put in jail for beating up his mother. Now I have to vote liberal and take 3 showers afterwords to make myself feel slightly better about myself.
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
December 12, 2009, 06:17:22 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 12, 2009, 06:16:14 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 12, 2009, 06:10:05 AM
Yeah, from what I understand he's not too popular, if not worthless at this point.

I hate him cause he destroyed the old conservative party, then led by Joe Clark, and made them into this talking point only half ass neoconservative wannabe social conservative party they are today.
Which forced me to start voting for some crazy christian loon who ranted on a soup box about homosexuality downtown until he was put in jail for beating up his mother. Now I have to vote liberal and take 3 showers afterwords to make myself feel slightly better about myself.

Joe Clark was a fucking rube.  I remember him well.  He was a schmuck, and history will beat him like a mule.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#28
December 12, 2009, 06:18:32 AM
I just think it's funny that Canada has politics.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
December 12, 2009, 06:22:06 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 12, 2009, 06:18:32 AM
I just think it's funny that Canada has politics.

Sure they do.  They're just awfully polite aboot it.

DOIN' IT WRONG.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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