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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Thurnez Isa, December 11, 2009, 11:50:28 PM

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December 11, 2009, 11:50:28 PM
Kent Hovind's dissertation
http://wikileaks.eu/leak/kent-hovind-doctoral-dissertation.pdf
:x


how reliable is wikileaks anyways?
cause this is just... wow
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Iason Ouabache

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December 12, 2009, 12:05:14 AM
I can guarantee that it's the real thing. It's been leaked before. I got to read a section of it when someone (No Answers in Genesis?) did a critique of it.  And yes, it is the single worst written dissertation in the history of mankind. I would dare say that every single sentence is wrong in some form or another. It is fractally wrong.

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Thurnez Isa

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December 12, 2009, 12:10:57 AM
Who starts their dissertation by saying "Hi, my name is..."
:?
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

rong

#3
December 12, 2009, 12:18:01 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 12, 2009, 12:10:57 AM
Who starts their dissertation by saying "Hi, my name is..."
:?

slim shady?
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

The Johnny

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December 12, 2009, 12:28:34 AM
Quote from: rong on December 12, 2009, 12:18:01 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 12, 2009, 12:10:57 AM
Who starts their dissertation by saying "Hi, my name is..."
:?

slim shady?

FUCK YOU I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT OMG !!!
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

The Johnny

#5
December 12, 2009, 12:35:09 AM


WOW looked up to page 5 in google image search and hes not in there at all ("hi my name is")





Ok, im gonna stop now.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

The Johnny

#6
December 12, 2009, 12:37:14 AM

Back on topic: just, that, when anyone uses the bible to argue for or against something, i find it ridiculous and just put my fingers in my ears and start to say "LA LALALALA" while looking at the ceiling and walking away fastly.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Kai

#7
December 12, 2009, 01:10:44 AM
I think my brain would melt if I read this, so I'm going to pass.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Thurnez Isa

#8
December 12, 2009, 01:14:00 AM
OH no it wont.
You don't have to worry about that
You have to read this.
It's like reading an essay from a 10 year old about his summer vocation
:lulz:
He will say things like "Darwin's grandfather was a fat man."
lol
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante
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