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Started by Suu, December 13, 2009, 04:38:59 AM

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Suu

December 13, 2009, 04:38:59 AM
Surrounded by Quebecois.


ASK ME ANYTHING!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Thurnez Isa

#1
December 13, 2009, 04:41:16 AM
Did you scream "Vive le Québec Libre!" yet?
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Suu

#2
December 13, 2009, 04:46:57 AM
No. But im about to punch their rude, red maple leaf asses across the border.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#3
December 13, 2009, 04:49:48 AM
The bus is already running late. FFS.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#4
December 13, 2009, 04:59:05 AM
NO CANADIAN CUTS ME IN LINE! THIS IS WAR!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

East Coast Hustle

#5
December 13, 2009, 05:16:31 AM
this is what you get for leaving America.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Suu

#6
December 13, 2009, 05:24:48 AM
I'm not! I'm going to Burlington!

Also its worse than I thought. I saw their passports. They're FRENCH. Really real from France French! That explains the rudeness, because Canadians aren't that nasty.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Rumckle

#7
December 13, 2009, 05:47:41 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 13, 2009, 04:49:48 AM
The bus is already running late. FFS.

Did you expect any different?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Nast

#8
December 13, 2009, 05:52:02 AM
Besides the Quebecois, are there any crazy-eyed people who smell like pee? Chatty old lady with oversized trench coat, hat decorated with plastic flowers? Guy in the corner muttering frightening things to himself?

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Suu

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#9
December 13, 2009, 05:55:52 AM
Nah. I only get those on the bus to NYC. The crazies never take this line because the commies in NH and VT will eat them.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

East Coast Hustle

#10
December 13, 2009, 06:08:09 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 13, 2009, 05:24:48 AM
I'm not! I'm going to Burlington!


so, like I said...that's what you get for leaving America.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Freeky

#11
December 13, 2009, 07:03:42 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 13, 2009, 05:24:48 AM
I'm not! I'm going to Burlington!

Why are you taking a five hour bus ride just to get  to a coat factory?

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#12
December 13, 2009, 07:08:56 AM
Take a shit in a bag. When someone questions you, just explain that it's OK because you're an America and we do this sort of thing all the time in America. Then hand them the bag, smile and tell them they're welcome.

Suu

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#13
December 13, 2009, 08:15:46 AM
Vermont is still America! No matter what the Red Leafs say! Quacking fucks, get off my bus!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

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#14
December 13, 2009, 08:22:47 AM
Where the fuck is the driver? Its bad enough we're an hour late already. GS won't be happy waiting for me.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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