ITT you help decide my future

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I need a new ... I've needed a new job for the last 7 years. I have no idea what I'd be good at. I don't even know where to start.
Skills include:
10 key, data entry, decent ability to put up with bullshit, all clerical functions, frightening organisational skills, all arts and crafts mediums, horrible ocd, can perform surprising amount of physical labor for my size, book keeping, budget balancing, scary face, good customer service skills.

Any ideas?

[Dysnomia]

Circus performer!   

[Iason Ouabache]

Brew master.   

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Circus performer!   

Brew master.   

brilliant! now all i need is money to get started....

[East Coast Hustle]

same thing I told you on facebook.

Proctologist.

[Thurnez Isa]

The Archbishop of Canterbury

[Jenne]

Talk around with folks you hang out with and see what's interesting/lucrative/available.  Hopefully some combo of this will present itself and you'll get lucky.

It's a fucked up time to switch jobs in this economy, but you gotta do what you gotta do, yo.  I hope you find something that's worthy of YOU and you don't have to settle.  Settling just rapes the soul and makes for bitter everything. 

Question is:  If you could have your choice--WHAT would you DO, out of EVERYTHING there is?  I'm wondering that, and if there's a facsimile thereof that might work.

(sorry, don't have a silly answer to this one, but I can think of one if'n you want me to)

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Question is:  If you could have your choice--WHAT would you DO, out of EVERYTHING there is?

I DON'T KNOW?!?!?



I'd love to own my own brew pub or start a brewery but I has no money to start. So no.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

yeah.
kinda rackin my brain right now.

ugh.

[Richter]

Tend bar, bank teller, quality assurance / supervisory work for other data entry / admin / call center environs, acct. receivable or bookkeeping work....

Really you've got the good basic admin and people skills there.  It's just pitching and shoehorning yourself into whatever's available and pays more.

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[Sir Squid Diddimus]

thank you advice puppy 

[Rumckle]

All else fails, pole dance.

(all but one of these verified by the BAI constant money 4 dope and beer hunt. I love dogs, but never have the space. Am currently trying to breed Siamese Fighting fishies instead)

If you don't know what you want to do, you really have to think about it, and work it out or you'll be floundering for years. Trust me on this Squid.

BAI was a pole dancer? 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I would be so bad at that.
I'd prance down the little walkway thing, trip over my own feet, knock out a tooth and yell "I'm ok!" then slip again on my own blood and it'd be all downhill from there.

[Cain]

Cook meth.
Become a bearded lady.
Attach funny captions to peoples cats for money

Thats all I've got.