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Unlimited Evil Goat Fail Thread.

Started by evil_goat, December 14, 2009, 03:32:31 AM

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evil_goat

that brain is really attractive. . .thanxxx

evil_goat

oh, and who's the last dude who did this (whatever I'm doing, I don't exactly know what it is)

I wanna look up his shit and see if it was half as good as mine.  Bet it was only 40% as good.  Yeah.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: evil_goat on December 16, 2009, 12:39:51 AM
oh, and who's the last dude who did this (whatever I'm doing, I don't exactly know what it is)

I wanna look up his shit and see if it was half as good as mine.  Bet it was only 40% as good.  Yeah.

Yes, that's nice.  Please feel no need to respond to my posts.  Simply because I have agreed to let you post your childish, pointless, useless garbage all over the place doesn't mean I like you.  In fact, the only real way you could make me smile is if you expired in a burn ward. 

Here's hoping I smile,
TGRR.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

hey you're not the homestarrunner guy, are you?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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evil_goat

Yup.  It's me.  Homestarrunner is amazing.  I should make a cult based on it.

East Coast Hustle

Jesus Tittyfucking Christ.

Where do these spags come from? And why must they insist on shitting all over PD.com?

and why do they think any of us would give a ratfuck about their zany antics when this is the one place in the world that's completely unamused by the same old zany antics that every pineal fucktard who comes through here thinks is unique and wonderful and funny?

hey noob, here's a hint: We've been here a while. Anything you think you're going to do or say to impress upon us how crazy and weird and outrageous you are has already been done and/or said about a million goddamn times by other unfunny tards. We are not your high school peers, we are not your workplace compatriots, we are not the people next ot you in the mall. We are not any of those people you've spent so long projecting this image to. We are the REAL weirdos, and we're never going to be impressed by people who are trying to impress us. Just cool the fuck out and be yourself and try to contribute something intelligent, original, or funny to the forums.

Or, maybe this REALLY IS how you are, in which case please go die in a fire.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

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Captain Utopia

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 16, 2009, 06:15:56 AM
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ.

Where do these spags come from? And why must they insist on shitting all over PD.com?

and why do they think any of us would give a ratfuck about their zany antics when this is the one place in the world that's completely unamused by the same old zany antics that every pineal fucktard who comes through here thinks is unique and wonderful and funny?

hey noob, here's a hint: We've been here a while. Anything you think you're going to do or say to impress upon us how crazy and weird and outrageous you are has already been done and/or said about a million goddamn times by other unfunny tards. We are not your high school peers, we are not your workplace compatriots, we are not the people next ot you in the mall. We are not any of those people you've spent so long projecting this image to. We are the REAL weirdos, and we're never going to be impressed by people who are trying to impress us. Just cool the fuck out and be yourself and try to contribute something intelligent, original, or funny to the forums.

Or, maybe this REALLY IS how you are, in which case please go die in a fire.

LMNO

Based upon the last few posts from EG, I'm going with  :troll:


To which I respond:   :|:hi5::boring:

hooplala

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Very well then I contradict myself,
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Jenne

I, like Nigel before me, REALLY want a fucking hotdog now.  Since I'm going to Costco this afternoon, I will have my chance.  mm...with onions, mustardo and ketchup galore. OH and sweet pickle relish, too.

WIFF BUNS, sorry.

Freeky

You know wha tI'm getting hungry for? My crockpot BBQ beef. The Best Evar, even if I'm saying it myself. I haven't had it in ages. :(

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

I had a hot dog for lunch.. with a grilled bun, cheese, ketchup and relish!

And Eris looked at it and said it was Good... or maybe that was me.
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Dysfunctional Cunt

Damn, now I'm hungry for a hot dog. 

MMMMMMMM  I have leftover chili in the freezer......

Chili dogs for dinner tonight.  YUM!!!


nuclearcabbage

i cant believe i just read 3 pages of this
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