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Started by The Commander, June 29, 2004, 04:19:31 PM

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Horab Fibslager

#360
November 18, 2005, 12:33:43 AM
if i had boobs i'd never leave the house.


(a slight variation on that line, has actually gotten me laid once. now you know...)
Hell is other people.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#361
November 18, 2005, 07:43:33 PM
If I had boobs I would stab people less.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

LMNO

#362
November 18, 2005, 07:45:18 PM
If I had boobs, I'd probably go on a severe diet and exercise program.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#363
November 18, 2005, 07:46:07 PM
If I had boobs I would probably be smart.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Commander

#364
November 18, 2005, 09:14:05 PM
I have boobs.

Oh wait, these are falsies.

Damn!


The Commander
DIA
The Commander
DIA
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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#365
November 18, 2005, 09:14:34 PM
Quote from: The CommanderI have boobs.

Oh wait, these are falsies.

Damn!


The Commander
DIA

BUSTED!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

BADGE OF HONOR

#366
November 19, 2005, 01:27:51 AM
I'm wearing a very low-cut shirt.


Jiggly-boobly!





...damn, I need to sleep...
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

The Good Reverend Roger

#367
November 19, 2005, 01:28:38 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodI'm wearing a very low-cut shirt.


Jiggly-boobly!





...damn, I need to sleep...

And teh crowd goes wild!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BADGE OF HONOR

#368
November 19, 2005, 01:31:25 AM
Yeah.

It's better than calling people nazis.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

The Good Reverend Roger

#369
November 19, 2005, 01:32:38 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodYeah.

It's better than calling people Silly Gits.

Boobs > Nazis

EOS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cole Frehlen

#370
November 19, 2005, 01:37:16 AM
I miss home, the girls put their boobs in my face all the time at the pub.  Here, they're boring.

The Good Reverend Roger

#371
November 19, 2005, 01:39:57 AM
Quote from: Cole FrehlenI miss home, the girls put their boobs in my face all the time at the pub.  Here, they're boring.

That kind of laviscous crap will be illegal here, soon.

And high time, I say.

TGRR,
Is learning to stop worrying, and love Gonzalez's America.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cole Frehlen

#372
November 19, 2005, 01:40:47 AM
Then I shall enjoy it while it's still legal here.  Since the UK follows suit on nearly everything the US does.

The Good Reverend Roger

#373
November 19, 2005, 01:43:17 AM
Quote from: Cole FrehlenThen I shall enjoy it while it's still legal here.  Since the UK follows suit on nearly everything the US does.

NO BOOBIES FOR YUO!

COME BACK NEXT YEAR!

TGRR,
Boobie N*zi
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cole Frehlen

#374
November 19, 2005, 01:43:52 AM
OH NOES!!!1@

*leaves*
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