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Started by The Commander, June 29, 2004, 04:19:31 PM

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#495
May 18, 2006, 02:24:14 AM
Quote from: Lady GodivaBig Boob Lady tries to run, loses her balace due to being top-heavy, falls, skin splits open, and two beach balls bounce off into the sunset.

Finally free.

:lol:
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Michal

#496
May 18, 2006, 02:26:15 AM
I have a gift.
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

Subtract Eight!

#497
May 18, 2006, 02:36:12 AM
In two hundreds the rage will be saggy vaginas.
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓   I\'ve subracted eight from tons of things.<br /><br />CANNA NUCCA GET A NAME CHANGE HURRR

Michal

#498
May 18, 2006, 02:54:09 AM
I believe I speak for all of us when I say "Gyeargh!"
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

putz

#499
May 18, 2006, 06:30:48 AM
There's nothing quite as sexy as a woman with a nice set of frontal lobes.

*rimshot*
You really are children here I cant believe it???

LMNO

#500
May 18, 2006, 01:06:37 PM
Quote from: Lady GodivaBig Boob Lady tries to run, loses her balace due to being top-heavy, falls, skin splits open, and two beach balls bounce off into the sunset.

Finally free.

For some reason, this makes me think of those "rovers" in The Prisoner.

Michal

#501
May 18, 2006, 01:27:21 PM
(snickers)
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

The Commander

#502
May 18, 2006, 02:20:59 PM
Please someone post normal boobs so I can take the beach ball visuals out of my head.

How come nobody gets uvula implants?

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Michal

#503
May 18, 2006, 02:22:53 PM
Cuz they stimulate the gag reflex. Uvula+implants=barf.
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

LMNO

#504
May 18, 2006, 03:02:42 PM
[pig]

They should have uvula reductions.

[/pig]

Michal

#505
May 18, 2006, 10:22:25 PM
Do you even know what a uvula is?
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

Subtract Eight!

#506
May 18, 2006, 10:23:12 PM
I don't know what a uvula is.
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓   I\'ve subracted eight from tons of things.<br /><br />CANNA NUCCA GET A NAME CHANGE HURRR

Michal

#507
May 18, 2006, 10:23:55 PM
:lol: You know when you open your mouth and look down your throat and see that little red dangly thing that cartoon characters always punch? Uvula. Its also what bulemics poke to stimulate the gag reflex and barf.
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

Subtract Eight!

#508
May 18, 2006, 10:35:46 PM
Do you even know what dangly means?
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓   I\'ve subracted eight from tons of things.<br /><br />CANNA NUCCA GET A NAME CHANGE HURRR

Michal

#509
May 18, 2006, 10:38:27 PM
Yis.
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.
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