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Started by The Commander, June 29, 2004, 04:19:31 PM

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Zorga, Oracle of Rum

I forgot to say that I like my boobs.
They are my friends.

Do you like your boobs?
Piffle

Tantrums don't work on this family.
We breed demons and devil squerrils.

Bella

Quote from: Magdelina ZorgaI forgot to say that I like my boobs.
They are my friends.

Do you like your boobs?
I just want to say that my sister isn't even drunk as she writes this.

Although her husband does threaten to call AAA -1 on her all the time.
But she refuses to go until her special order sage green straight jacket comes it......it's on back order at the moment.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

SMFabal

Quote from: Magdelina Zorga
Quote from: SMFabal
Quote from: Malaul
did somebody say BOOBS!!!
Two collars and a choke chain? Isn't that a little overkill?
Maybe for other people.  :wink:
But for Zorga and her sisters (and apparently for Malaul) there is no such thing as overkill.

So there.
Hmmm ... that's a valid point. It's just a bit much for my tastes .. I prefer simpler, less cluttered looks. Of course, on our little kitten, anything looks good (and nothing looks better) :twisted:
SMFabal, High Pope of CoCK, PSP, CW, KSC, FP, GH, MORBJ

Q: How serious are you about this whole "Discordian" thing?
A: A blue fish Tuesday!
Q: No really, it this, like, deeply philosphical, or just a huge joke?
A: Yes.

Zorga, Oracle of Rum

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Magdelina ZorgaI forgot to say that I like my boobs.
They are my friends.

Do you like your boobs?
I just want to say that my sister isn't even drunk as she writes this.

Although her husband does threaten to call AAA -1 on her all the time.
But she refuses to go until her special order sage green straight jacket comes it......it's on back order at the moment.

Which reminds me.....why the hell don't "they" (whoever they are) make ace bandages in designer colors?!?!? Or any colors besides icky fleshtones. Not that there is anything wrong with Zorga's fleshtone, mind you. I want an ace bandage in a color that will coordinate with my golf outfit! Or any other outfit. It drives me crazy when my outfits match and my ace bandages don't. Not that there's anything wrong with me that I need an ace bandage, mind you. I'm just going blind and have only one good knee, and I would like to be color coordinated and it is impossible at this time. My present husband, is laughing at me because I cannot find an hot pink ace bandage. Zorga had only one tiny temper tantrum in the drug store over the lack of hot pink bandages, which is a serious problem in her life, and that little man laughed at her.

Carry on children, that's all I have to say about that.
Piffle

Tantrums don't work on this family.
We breed demons and devil squerrils.

SMFabal

You could use thje ace and put a light layer of Colored Breathable tape over it. Sorry, I couldn't find colored ace bandages on short notice (I could if I had more time).  You could also try dying your Ace with RIT(tm) dyes.
SMFabal, High Pope of CoCK, PSP, CW, KSC, FP, GH, MORBJ

Q: How serious are you about this whole "Discordian" thing?
A: A blue fish Tuesday!
Q: No really, it this, like, deeply philosphical, or just a huge joke?
A: Yes.

Zorga, Oracle of Rum

Quote from: SMFabalYou could use thje ace and put a light layer of Colored Breathable tape over it. Sorry, I couldn't find colored ace bandages on short notice (I could if I had more time).  You could also try dying your Ace with RIT(tm) dyes.
Zorga likes you.
Piffle

Tantrums don't work on this family.
We breed demons and devil squerrils.

SMFabal

Hey if it involes the complete or partial imobilization of body parts, I'm your guy. :twisted:


It's a ... hobby of mine :twisted:
SMFabal, High Pope of CoCK, PSP, CW, KSC, FP, GH, MORBJ

Q: How serious are you about this whole "Discordian" thing?
A: A blue fish Tuesday!
Q: No really, it this, like, deeply philosphical, or just a huge joke?
A: Yes.

Malaul

Quote from: SMFabal
Quote from: Malaul
did somebody say BOOBS!!!
Two collars and a choke chain? Isn't that a little overkill?
if by overkill you mean perfect yes
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Malaul

Quote from: SMFabal
Hmmm ... that's a valid point. It's just a bit much for my tastes .. I prefer simpler, less cluttered looks. Of course, on our kitten, anything looks good (and nothing looks better) :twisted:
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT NOTHING LOOKS BETTER?!?!  ^^worries^^
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Bella

Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: SMFabal
Hmmm ... that's a valid point. It's just a bit much for my tastes .. I prefer simpler, less cluttered looks. Of course, on our kitten, anything looks good (and nothing looks better) :twisted:
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT NOTHING LOOKS BETTER?!?!  ^^worries^^
::Was kind of wondering the same thing, herself::
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Malaul

^^hides behind bella^^
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Appendix Found

Quote from: Malaul^^hides behind bella^^

*hides behind Malaul*

Bella

::passes Malaul a robe::
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

gnimbley

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomAlthough her husband does threaten to call AAA -1 on her all the time.

He's going to call the auto club on her?

Bella

Nope.....AAA - 1 = AA.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here