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Re: Opinions Wanted
« Reply #120 on: December 18, 2009, 12:30:50 pm »
I have no idea why the bottom half line fell off btw, but everybody knows what it says anyway.
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Re: Opinions Wanted
« Reply #121 on: December 18, 2009, 01:29:47 pm »
I have no idea why the bottom half line fell off btw, but everybody knows what it says anyway.

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Re: Opinions Wanted
« Reply #122 on: December 18, 2009, 01:45:39 pm »
I think something I kind of mentioned, yet hasn't been stated head on, is the possibility that homosexuality as genetic coding has not really been proven.

That said, I am of the firm opinion that IT SHOULDN'T FUCKING MATTER WHETHER OR NOT GENETICS MAKES A MAN WANT TO SUCK COCK, OR A WOMAN TO EAT PUSSY.  The physical and emotional attachments one human has for another is not dictated by God, and it shouldn't bother anyone except the people involved in the relationship.  In a way, it seems to be edging close to some sort of apologetics to "explain" homosexuality by saying "oh, they can't help it, they were born that way."


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Hear, hear.  The Declaration of Independence, for example, asserts a right to pursuit of happiness.  Not solely genetically-defined/inherited happiness.  Nor conditioned happiness, nor Really Real Happiness (TM).  Knowing the exact cause(es) of homosexuality wouldn't mitigate the wrongness of forbidding it(s expression).


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but what ... if there is some fellow who is attracted to other men, but wants to be straight (for whatever reason)...  is there something to 'help' at that point? is it his desires that should be 'helped', or his desire to change his desires that should be 'helped'?
certainly there is some problem in that scenario...

Ah.  The problem is not the subject's sexual preferences.  It's his attachment to labels in forming his identity.  And you call yourself a discordian.


I just wanted to point out that the authors of the two quotes above are switched around.


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Re: Opinions Wanted
« Reply #123 on: December 18, 2009, 02:44:33 pm »
I think something I kind of mentioned, yet hasn't been stated head on, is the possibility that homosexuality as genetic coding has not really been proven.

That said, I am of the firm opinion that IT SHOULDN'T FUCKING MATTER WHETHER OR NOT GENETICS MAKES A MAN WANT TO SUCK COCK, OR A WOMAN TO EAT PUSSY.  The physical and emotional attachments one human has for another is not dictated by God, and it shouldn't bother anyone except the people involved in the relationship.  In a way, it seems to be edging close to some sort of apologetics to "explain" homosexuality by saying "oh, they can't help it, they were born that way."


THERE'S NOTHING TO HELP, FUCKOS.



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- Boys, boys, boys.

Hear, hear.  The Declaration of Independence, for example, asserts a right to pursuit of happiness.  Not solely genetically-defined/inherited happiness.  Nor conditioned happiness, nor Really Real Happiness (TM).  Knowing the exact cause(es) of homosexuality wouldn't mitigate the wrongness of forbidding it(s expression).


IAWTP
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but what ... if there is some fellow who is attracted to other men, but wants to be straight (for whatever reason)...  is there something to 'help' at that point? is it his desires that should be 'helped', or his desire to change his desires that should be 'helped'?
certainly there is some problem in that scenario...

Ah.  The problem is not the subject's sexual preferences.  It's his attachment to labels in forming his identity.  And you call yourself a discordian.

I just wanted to point out that the authors of the two quotes above are switched around.


Yeah, that's weird.  how would that happen if not deliberately?
anyways....
in response to  yhnmzw, perhaps i'm displaying my ignorance, but i'm not quite sure what you are saying by his attachment to labels being the problem...

also, i only call myself a discordian to those that don't know what that means.  Really Real Discordians would know that i'm bluffing...

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Re: Opinions Wanted
« Reply #124 on: December 18, 2009, 05:05:59 pm »
That is why we tell them things that sound happy.

Suggestions for alternate terms?



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Re: Opinions Wanted
« Reply #125 on: December 18, 2009, 07:11:30 pm »
Dolphin Sex?
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« Reply #126 on: December 18, 2009, 08:31:23 pm »
Srsly old meme...

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Re: Opinions Wanted
« Reply #127 on: December 18, 2009, 08:42:35 pm »
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« Reply #128 on: December 18, 2009, 09:25:38 pm »
Sorry about the switched quotes.  i was trying to separate the quotes, and I moved the wrong [quote tag to the bottom.  The bit about labels was part silliness, but I have trouble why someone would want to want something they don't want without outside pressure or a recognized lack of experience or case of depression or similar.