22 Million Missing Bush E-Mails Found

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

(insert conspiracy-based statement here, possibly about Bush's IT director dying under extremely suspicious circumstances, possibly about the legitimacy of these e-mails, who knows? Write in your favorite!)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34419592/ns/politics/

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

It's obvious who the real culprit is... Microsoft.

[LMNO]

Blame the paperclip!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

  DAMN YOU CLIPPY!!!!!! 

[Cain]

They weren't missing, they were being held at a CIA "black site"
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[PopeTom]

The downside is that 10 million of those email are just spam forwarded by Bush because he thought he'd see a funny video.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

RE: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: HILARIOUS KITTEH!

From: Cheney, Dick
To: Bush, George

Goddamnit George, I'm going to kill your dog.

>From: Bush, George
>To: listserv@whitehouse.gov
>
>OMG U GUISE! SO FUNNY!
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[Triple Zero]

From: Bush, George
To: Rumself, Donald

hey Rummy, check it out, that chimp looks just like me!

[P3nT4gR4m]

Bush learning how to work an email client?

Sounds a bit far fetched to me.

[PopeTom]

Bush learning how to work an email client?

Sounds a bit far fetched to me.

My grandmother learned how to forward stupid emails and she had Alzheimer's.

I had to kill file the woman for my own sanity.

[Dysnomia]

Subject:  RE:  Pheasant hunting

From: George W. Bush
To:  Dick Cheney

I'll have to have my executive assistant check my schedule, Dick.  Just promise me you'll keep the safety on this time k?  Also, aren't pheasants supposed to be somewhat docile, and skittish?


>From:  Dick Cheney
>To:  George W. Bush
>Subject: Pheasant hunting
>
>
>  Hey George!  I was thinking we could celebrate the end of our second term together with a good ole' fashioned round of pheasant >hunting.  My wife knows how to cook a mean pheasant.  Let me know if you can make it.
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[P3nT4gR4m]

Bush learning how to work an email client?

Sounds a bit far fetched to me.

My grandmother learned how to forward stupid emails and she had Alzheimer's.

I had to kill file the woman for my own sanity.

I can believe granny alzheimer managed, shit if you told me they taught a monkey or a seahorse or even an ameoba but Bush? Some things are just too far fetched?