TEXANS: EXPLAIN THIS INSULT TO SCOTLAND.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

LET'S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THAT, SHALL WE?



BEEF?  WHO THE FUCK MAKES HAGGIS WITH BEEF?  GODDAMN TEXANS, THAT'S WHO!

I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK!

On a related note, I also want my arteries back:



Now, some of you may be asking "TGRR, Why on GOD'S GREEN EARTH would you have CANNED HAGGIS?"

In response, I can only deny everything and put you in contact with my publicist, my lawyer, or my priesthood in Mexico, as appropriate.

[Elder Iptuous]

Hey!
they serve that crap at the Texas Highland Games that is held annually at my Alma mater, right here in river city!
it's ok....  not a huge fan, but it's ok...
now those hard boiled eggs filled with spam... those things give you super powers!
also, there are many Scotts that show up there serving their bizzare food that i wouldn't want to insinuate have anything to appologize for, lest they hurl a curling stone at my skull...

[Dimocritus]

Hey!
they serve that crap at the Texas Highland Games that is held annually at my Alma mater, right here in river city!
it's ok....  not a huge fan, but it's ok...
now those hard boiled eggs filled with spam... those things give you super powers!
also, there are many Scotts that show up there serving their bizzare food that i wouldn't want to insinuate have anything to appologize for, lest they hurl a curling stone at my skull...

Where can I get some or how are they made. I must try some.

[Suu]

HAGGIS IS ALWAYS SHEEP.

SHEEPS!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This is lovely.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Scotland cannot be insulted. Srsly. We deep fry MArs Bars here. In LARD!!!

[Payne]

Nope, the Texans have it about right. Completely misinterpreting "traditional" dishes by using the wrong meat and then pumping that shit FULL of fat is like our equivalent of the Olympic games or such. Anything to insult that pansy assed hippie Rabbie Burns and make him turn in his grave, or fill Sir Walter Scott with effete rage.

Fucking haggis. If it doesn't take months off your life you're doing it wrong.

On a side note, The Carron Fish Bar which lays claim to inventing the Deep Fried Mars Bar was flooded earlier this year. Surely a sign from on high.

[Elder Iptuous]

...
now those hard boiled eggs filled with spam... those things give you super powers!
...

Where can I get some or how are they made. I must try some.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotch_egg
recipes available on google...
expect horrible things to happen.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Scotch eggs are fucking WIN³

If you urgently require a coronary thrombosis they'll hit the spot every time.

They're like pretty much all other scottish food in that respect.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Must agree Scotch Eggs are awesome... but use Sausage NOT SPAM FOR GODDESSSAKE!!!!!

[P3nT4gR4m]

Just deep fry them for a month in tepid LARD. They'll taste the same as everything else. Doesn't matter if you use sausage, spam or cardboard.

[Freeky]

Despite the content of this thread, I am exceedingly hungry.

[Dimocritus]

Thanks much, Ipy.

Also, Pent, your new avatar is doing terrible things to my psyche.

[Cain]

Must agree Scotch Eggs are awesome... but use Sausage NOT SPAM FOR GODDESSSAKE!!!!!

This, although most British sausage is on a par with spam (only needs to be 40% pork to be called a pork sausage...).

[Requia ☣]

I think that makes it much less than spam, which is 100% pork shoulder.