The Richterran Sacrements

[Richter]

Knives?

Those are a requirement, but it reminds me:


9. Maintenance - Keep your shit in order.  Sharpen the knives, clean the tools.  Grease what needs grease, clean what needs cleanings, organize the kit bags, wrap up the cord properly, inspect fittings, oil leather, singe any fraying synthetics, patch holes, check fluids, inspect da decks, etc.  Don't bother me with failures arrising from not beign arsed to.  Note to self: The con is OVER, take the fucking handcuffs out of your coat before they're noticed, fool. 

 

[LMNO]

Is it just me, or is this turning into the sacred rite of CRAZY PREPARED?

[Richter]

Fuck.

[Suu]

10: Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin ta fuck wit?

[Richter]

Not a Sacrement, but you can chissel that into the Commandments as #11.

[Luna]

Is it just me, or is this turning into the sacred rite of CRAZY PREPARED?

Well, yes.

You should've seen my face when I last asked Richter for a fairly common piece of hardware, and he DIDN'T HAVE ONE.  Not in his bag, not in the car...  Didn't have it.

Nurse East pulled it off, though.

[Richter]

That was door hardware.  I never carry door hardware, since I plan to care a pallisade from the bones of my enemies.

R:  Necromancy?  Attrocity?  You're jsut not enthusiastic enough about your recycling.  Go green.

[Luna]

That was door hardware.  I never carry door hardware, since I plan to care a pallisade from the bones of my enemies.

R:  Necromancy?  Attrocity?  You're jsut not enthusiastic enough about your recycling.  Go green.

I just don't have enough enemies to build a decent palisade.  I must not be trying hard enough.

[Richter]

10.  Bullshit - Make something up.  Lie, spin tales, and amuse those around you.  See how long it can go before they call it as bullshit.

[Richter]

That was door hardware.  I never carry door hardware, since I plan to care a pallisade from the bones of my enemies.

R:  Necromancy?  Attrocity?  You're jsut not enthusiastic enough about your recycling.  Go green.

I just don't have enough enemies to build a decent palisade.  I must not be trying hard enough.

Or you just need to get choosy about where to set up a postion.  If Diablo 2 taught me anything, it's that you don't want to have to cast bone wall dozens of times in the middle of nowhere.

[Luna]

That was door hardware.  I never carry door hardware, since I plan to care a pallisade from the bones of my enemies.

R:  Necromancy?  Attrocity?  You're jsut not enthusiastic enough about your recycling.  Go green.

I just don't have enough enemies to build a decent palisade.  I must not be trying hard enough.

Or you just need to get choosy about where to set up a postion.  If Diablo 2 taught me anything, it's that you don't want to have to cast bone wall dozens of times in the middle of nowhere.

I'm not sure I could properly fill a doorway, once I blast all the flesh off.  I'm definitely not trying hard enough.