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The Richterran Sacrements

Started by Richter, April 26, 2011, 12:58:40 AM

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Richter

#15
April 26, 2011, 03:28:52 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 26, 2011, 03:20:28 PM
Knives?

Those are a requirement, but it reminds me:


9. Maintenance - Keep your shit in order.  Sharpen the knives, clean the tools.  Grease what needs grease, clean what needs cleanings, organize the kit bags, wrap up the cord properly, inspect fittings, oil leather, singe any fraying synthetics, patch holes, check fluids, inspect da decks, etc.  Don't bother me with failures arrising from not beign arsed to.  Note to self: The con is OVER, take the fucking handcuffs out of your coat before they're noticed, fool. 

 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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LMNO

#16
April 26, 2011, 03:30:06 PM
Is it just me, or is this turning into the sacred rite of CRAZY PREPARED?

Richter

#17
April 26, 2011, 03:37:47 PM
Fuck. :lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Suu

#18
April 26, 2011, 03:38:02 PM
10: Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin ta fuck wit?
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Richter

#19
April 26, 2011, 03:39:45 PM
Not a Sacrement, but you can chissel that into the Commandments as #11.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Luna

#20
April 26, 2011, 03:40:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 26, 2011, 03:30:06 PM
Is it just me, or is this turning into the sacred rite of CRAZY PREPARED?

Well, yes.

You should've seen my face when I last asked Richter for a fairly common piece of hardware, and he DIDN'T HAVE ONE.  Not in his bag, not in the car...  Didn't have it.

Nurse East pulled it off, though.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Richter

#21
April 26, 2011, 03:43:28 PM
That was door hardware.  I never carry door hardware, since I plan to care a pallisade from the bones of my enemies.

R:  Necromancy?  Attrocity?  You're jsut not enthusiastic enough about your recycling.  Go green.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Luna

#22
April 26, 2011, 03:47:22 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 26, 2011, 03:43:28 PM
That was door hardware.  I never carry door hardware, since I plan to care a pallisade from the bones of my enemies.

R:  Necromancy?  Attrocity?  You're jsut not enthusiastic enough about your recycling.  Go green.

I just don't have enough enemies to build a decent palisade.  I must not be trying hard enough.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Richter

#23
April 26, 2011, 03:49:08 PM
10.  Bullshit - Make something up.  Lie, spin tales, and amuse those around you.  See how long it can go before they call it as bullshit.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Richter

#24
April 26, 2011, 03:50:42 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 26, 2011, 03:47:22 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 26, 2011, 03:43:28 PM
That was door hardware.  I never carry door hardware, since I plan to care a pallisade from the bones of my enemies.

R:  Necromancy?  Attrocity?  You're jsut not enthusiastic enough about your recycling.  Go green.

I just don't have enough enemies to build a decent palisade.  I must not be trying hard enough.

Or you just need to get choosy about where to set up a postion.  If Diablo 2 taught me anything, it's that you don't want to have to cast bone wall dozens of times in the middle of nowhere.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Luna

#25
April 26, 2011, 03:52:50 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 26, 2011, 03:50:42 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 26, 2011, 03:47:22 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 26, 2011, 03:43:28 PM
That was door hardware.  I never carry door hardware, since I plan to care a pallisade from the bones of my enemies.

R:  Necromancy?  Attrocity?  You're jsut not enthusiastic enough about your recycling.  Go green.

I just don't have enough enemies to build a decent palisade.  I must not be trying hard enough.

Or you just need to get choosy about where to set up a postion.  If Diablo 2 taught me anything, it's that you don't want to have to cast bone wall dozens of times in the middle of nowhere.

I'm not sure I could properly fill a doorway, once I blast all the flesh off.  I'm definitely not trying hard enough.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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