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BREAKING: EVIL GYNECOLOGIST TOUCHES WOMAN'S NO-NO BITS

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, December 17, 2009, 07:06:46 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
December 17, 2009, 07:18:44 PM
Oh for fuck's sake.  :horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#2
December 17, 2009, 07:33:17 PM
What I don't get is why she stayed with him as her Doctor.... I grok not wanting to deal with lots of people poking your bits, but if your doctor is a perv, get a different doctor!

Though I do need to figure out how to touch a girls leg and make her orgasm, that sounds like all kinds of fun at parties!!!
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
December 17, 2009, 07:33:51 PM
I think the answer is, this chick is batshit crazy.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

hooplala

#4
December 17, 2009, 07:38:02 PM
QuoteI knew it was wrong when he offered me a cigarette afterwards.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
December 17, 2009, 07:40:54 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 17, 2009, 07:38:02 PM
QuoteI knew it was wrong when he offered me a cigarette afterwards.

If you don't make that your sig, I'm taking it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#6
December 17, 2009, 07:41:18 PM
It's all yours!
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#7
December 17, 2009, 07:44:46 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 17, 2009, 07:33:51 PM
I think the answer is, this chick is batshit crazy.

:argh!:
I want to learn the magic touch!!
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Richter

#8
December 17, 2009, 07:47:54 PM
Not entirely professional the way he handled that, but I wouldn't finger either as the crazy one yet.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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-Kel-

#9
December 17, 2009, 07:48:55 PM
"Well you need to have sex, if you don't you will have an explosion."  :horrormirth:

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#10
December 17, 2009, 07:52:17 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on December 17, 2009, 07:48:55 PM
"Well you need to have sex, if you don't you will have an explosion."  :horrormirth:


Well, its true for guys...
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

hooplala

#11
December 17, 2009, 07:53:30 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 17, 2009, 07:47:54 PM
Not entirely professional the way he handled that, but I wouldn't finger either as the crazy one yet.


:rimshot:

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

LMNO

#12
December 17, 2009, 07:56:50 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 17, 2009, 07:47:54 PM
Not entirely professional the way he handled that, but I wouldn't finger either as the crazy one yet.

:crankey:

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#13
December 17, 2009, 08:02:03 PM


I dunno... it doesn't look like a very FUN sex toy...
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Freeky

#14
December 17, 2009, 08:03:16 PM
 :horrormirth:  :facepalm:

Oh, goddamn it.
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