Found while researching hat information...

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENT STYLES OF FELTING,
BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT!
WOOL, WATER, PRESSURE, FRICTION AND HEAT. 
JUST TRY PUTTING SOME WET BUNNIES IN THE SUN
TO RUN AROUND AND YOU WILL FIND OUT THAT IT
IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PULL APART THE FELTED MATTS.
YOU JUST HAVE TO CUT THEM OFF.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

WHAT???? 

[rygD]

What kind of hat are you looking for?

[Jenne]

...sounds inexplicately complicated, but then I've often looked at the shape of a hat and thought, Damn, that don't look easy to make.

[rygD]

Also, I personally prefer something other than wool for my hats, but they tend to be a bit cheaper.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

JUST TRY PUTTING SOME WET BUNNIES IN THE SUN
TO RUN AROUND AND YOU WILL FIND OUT THAT IT
IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PULL APART THE FELTED MATTS.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

JUST TRY PUTTING SOME WET BUNNIES IN THE SUN

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I AM MASTURBATING NOW.

[Nast]

DEAR GOD, Nigel, that made me cackle insanely!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Triple Zero]

THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENT STYLES OF FELCHING,
BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT!
WOOL, WATER, PRESSURE, FRICTION AND HEAT. 
JUST TRY PUTTING SOME WET BUNNIES IN THE SUN
TO RUN AROUND AND YOU WILL FIND OUT THAT IT
IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PULL APART THE FELTED MATTS.
YOU JUST HAVE TO CUT THEM OFF.

fixed

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

What kind of hat are you looking for?

I was looking for care instructions for the leather top hat I have... and through the magic of clicking links I came across that.

...sounds inexplicately complicated, but then I've often looked at the shape of a hat and thought, Damn, that don't look easy to make.

It's true I did not know that hats involved wet bunnies.

Nigel, you made me spit coffee.





Feltching....  

[Richter]

I AM MASTURBATING NOW.

I lsot it.