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Started by Hangshai, December 22, 2009, 09:12:20 PM

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Jenne

That's the point--the fallout from repopulation.  I hear it can do as much damage as extinction.

Mankind,

Can fuck up the healing process, no problem, just like the disease.

Subtract Eight!

i never believed in tigers anyways

besides in china years, the man already had his last supper
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Kai

Quote from: Jenne on December 23, 2009, 04:50:20 AM
That's the point--the fallout from repopulation.  I hear it can do as much damage as extinction.

Mankind,

Can fuck up the healing process, no problem, just like the disease.

How can humans be such a source of beauty and wonder and at the same time stupid, lazy, destructive monkey fuckups?
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Jenne

Quote from: Kai on December 23, 2009, 04:56:06 AM
Quote from: Jenne on December 23, 2009, 04:50:20 AM
That's the point--the fallout from repopulation.  I hear it can do as much damage as extinction.

Mankind,

Can fuck up the healing process, no problem, just like the disease.

How can humans be such a source of beauty and wonder and at the same time stupid, lazy, destructive monkey fuckups?

$100000000000 question?

I have no idea.  I ponder that daily.  I still don't know.  All I know is, that it is.  And I can't do much against it but try to not be it, though I fail and will fail.

Nast

Quote from: Kai on December 23, 2009, 04:56:06 AM
Quote from: Jenne on December 23, 2009, 04:50:20 AM
That's the point--the fallout from repopulation.  I hear it can do as much damage as extinction.

Mankind,

Can fuck up the healing process, no problem, just like the disease.

How can humans be such a source of beauty and wonder and at the same time stupid, lazy, destructive monkey fuckups?

It's our nature, unfortunately.

Hopefully our coconut-wielding octopus overlords will do better in that respect.

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Nast

Quote from: BAI on December 23, 2009, 05:16:36 AM
QuoteHow can humans be such a source of beauty and wonder and at the same time stupid, lazy, destructive monkey fuckups?

One makes the other look more beautiful / horrific? Juxtaposition is the key to any good work of art.

True, but there is also a lot of mediocre in the world, especially nowadays.
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Quote from: Nasturtiums on December 23, 2009, 05:21:45 AM
Quote from: BAI on December 23, 2009, 05:16:36 AM
QuoteHow can humans be such a source of beauty and wonder and at the same time stupid, lazy, destructive monkey fuckups?

One makes the other look more beautiful / horrific? Juxtaposition is the key to any good work of art.

True, but there is also a lot of mediocre in the world, especially nowadays.

Which is why we spread the Word* of Eris.



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Quote from: Nasturtiums on December 23, 2009, 05:21:45 AM
True, but there is also a lot of mediocre in the world, especially nowadays.

There's a lot of irony, too.
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