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the infamous lioness
« on: December 22, 2009, 09:53:39 pm »
Frank's whole life as a wilderness photographer was leading up to this moment. All the pieces had fallen into place. He was poised to become the first man to catch the infamous lioness in the hunt. He found the perfect spot and set up his tripod and (insert very expensive camera model here).  He adjusted his aperature ...everything seemed perfect.....












































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Re: the infamous lioness
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2009, 09:55:07 pm »
i couldn't resist.

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Re: the infamous lioness
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2009, 09:59:55 pm »
Okay I'll admit - in order to punch the fuck out of a lioness I'll need to use Payne as a decoy  :lulz:
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Re: the infamous lioness
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2009, 02:09:57 am »
Kitty has clean, pretty teefs.

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Re: the infamous lioness
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2009, 02:23:56 am »
Do I detect a pattern here?  :lulz:
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Re: the infamous lioness
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2009, 06:27:02 pm »
possibly?