Itt: we go carolling

[Dysnomia]

Last week while I was subbing in the JK room at preschool, one of the children commented that his Rudolf looked like a zombie because he was missing the little black circles on his eyes.  Naturally, the other teacher and I had a good laugh at this little boy's construction paper Rudolf, and tried to make up words to "Rudolf the Zombie Reindeer".


So itt: we butcherimprove christmas songs, one line at a time.  I'll start.


Rudolf the zombie reindeer...

[LMNO]

Rudolf the zombie reindeer...

BRRRAAAAAIINNNNSSSS......

[Pariah]

 

[Richter]

Richter:
"Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of glass,
And when it's dry and ready i will shove it up your..."

Leln:  ROFL!
"Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, it made a hollow pop.
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, when will the bleeding stop?"

Richter: ROFL!

[Dysnomia]

my butt hurts reading that 

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Oh shit you guys, we should go on an X-mas safari and hit up all the pagan boards. 

[Richter]

Christians vs. SantaClausians?   

[rong]

i know i'm a little late to the party, but last week i was trying to get jingle bells out of my head and came up with this:

Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A slayer song tonight, oh

raining blood, raining blood
the sky is turning red

[Cramulus]

On the TENTH day of Moosemas, my true love gave to me...

ten dogs a fucking

nine dogs a fucking

eight dogs a fucking

seven dogs a fucking

six dogs a fucking

five! fucking! dogs!

four dogs a fucking

three dogs a fucking

two dogs a fucking

AND A DOG THAT IS FUCKING ITSELF

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

[Dysnomia]

 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

On the TENTH day of Moosemas, my true love gave to me...

ten dogs a fucking

nine dogs a fucking

eight dogs a fucking

seven dogs a fucking

six dogs a fucking

five! fucking! dogs!

four dogs a fucking

three dogs a fucking

two dogs a fucking

AND A DOG THAT IS FUCKING ITSELF

This is my favorite! I sang it to myself.

[Brotep]

When I was a kid we did this stuff all the time.
Like, offhand...

Frosty the Hitman was a trigger-happy soul
with a pistol in his left hand, in his right a bullet hole.

Frosty the Hitman would kill you any day
He'd wouldn't even bat an eye and there ain't much more to say.

There must've been some magic in that M16 they found,
Cuz when they placed it in his hands, he sprayed 'em with a round...

[Cain]

Trudging through the snow,
cuz I aint got no fucking sleigh
falling down icy hills
cursing all the way
shit shit shit ow

[Suu]

Jingle Bells
Santa Smells
Snow lays on the grass
You can take that Christmas Tree
and shove it up your Ass

-A Daddy-Suu Original!