Suck it, Vegans!

[Reginald Ret]

I do, the murder makes the meat taste better.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I beat my dogs before I butcher them; the adrenaline makes the meat taste better.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also I rape them, but that's just for fun.

[AFK]

It's a dumb bias that just because they're cute and cuddly and able to move around that "higher" organisms get special treatment. 

I dunno, I think cows and turkeys are pretty damned ugly.  And if they wanted special treatment they should've evolved so they tasted like broccoli instead of yummy bacon and such. 

[Triple Zero]

I beat my dogs before I butcher them; the adrenaline makes the meat taste better.

I thought adrenaline actually makes the meat taste worse? Or it was stress hormones, or something.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I beat my dogs before I butcher them; the adrenaline makes the meat taste better.

I thought adrenaline actually makes the meat taste worse? Or it was stress hormones, or something.

Worse is better. We are, after all, manly men.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I beat my dogs before I butcher them; the adrenaline makes the meat taste better.

Also I rape them, but that's just for fun.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Moral vegetarians are, almost exclusively, physically piss-weak. Comes from not having enough good protein in their diet to grow proper muscles.

Just beat the shit out of them and move on.

[Elder Iptuous]

I've seen *giggle* fruitarians argue this, or rather, that fruit is the only thing that seeks consumption by animals for seed propagation.

hadn't heard of these fruit people before.
do they shit in their yards?

[Salty]

I believe their goal is to infiltrate The Man's Municipal Water Supply with nature.

http://www.fruitarian.com/

Apparently this diet leads to Healthy Life and Energy!

Cooked food eating creates physical and emotional addiction to the person who eats it... weakens the immune system, makes people grow and look older and develops serious illnesses over time, it also makes societies to develop habits and economic structures that are pollutant to the environment destroying life and the life supporting mechanisms of our planet!

[Freeky]

I would be happy eating sweet oranges all day every day until I get sick.

[Nast]

I hazily recall something about a woman from long ago, a duchess or comtesse or something like that, who ate nothing but oranges and perhaps a bit of toast in the morning.

[Freeky]

You'd never get scurvy, that's for sure.

[Golden Applesauce]

I believe their goal is to infiltrate The Man's Municipal Water Supply with nature.

http://www.fruitarian.com/

Apparently this diet leads to Healthy Life and Energy!

Cooked food eating creates physical and emotional addiction to the person who eats it... weakens the immune system, makes people grow and look older and develops serious illnesses over time, it also makes societies to develop habits and economic structures that are pollutant to the environment destroying life and the life supporting mechanisms of our planet!

For an alternate interpretation, cooked food can be digested more efficiently, providing the energy we need to power our Massive Fucking Brains.

[Eater of Clowns]

I believe their goal is to infiltrate The Man's Municipal Water Supply with nature.

http://www.fruitarian.com/

Apparently this diet leads to Healthy Life and Energy!

Cooked food eating creates physical and emotional addiction to the person who eats it... weakens the immune system, makes people grow and look older and develops serious illnesses over time, it also makes societies to develop habits and economic structures that are pollutant to the environment destroying life and the life supporting mechanisms of our planet!

For an alternate interpretation, cooked food can be digested more efficiently, providing the energy we need to power our Massive Fucking Brains.

Funny needing to sustain something we don't use.