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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Can you be Wiccan and Discordian?

Started by No u, December 24, 2009, 05:51:40 PM

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No u

December 24, 2009, 05:51:40 PM
HI GUISE!!

GO!
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LMNO

#1
December 24, 2009, 05:54:49 PM
Yes.

Lies

#2
December 24, 2009, 06:14:03 PM
No.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Bu🤠ns

#3
December 24, 2009, 06:15:19 PM
E/O/T

No u

#4
December 24, 2009, 06:16:47 PM
WARNING!!
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Use with a good diet or exercise plan.  Do not read if you are pregnant or think you may be pregnant. 
Do not read if taking SSRI or tricyclic antidepressants, or if pregnant or lactating. 
After reading, if you have an erection for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately. 

LMNO

#5
December 24, 2009, 06:17:09 PM
Yes.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#6
December 24, 2009, 06:18:50 PM
It depends on your definition of Discordian, your definition of Wiccan and the meaning of the word "GUISE!"
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

No u

#7
December 24, 2009, 06:20:23 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 24, 2009, 06:18:50 PM
It depends on your definition of Discordian, your definition of Wiccan and the meaning of the word "GUISE!"

Thanks!
WARNING!!
The preceding post may appear to make no sense.  Trying to make sense of this post may cause injury or even death.  Consult a physician before reading. 
Use with a good diet or exercise plan.  Do not read if you are pregnant or think you may be pregnant. 
Do not read if taking SSRI or tricyclic antidepressants, or if pregnant or lactating. 
After reading, if you have an erection for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately. 

Lies

#8
December 24, 2009, 06:21:20 PM
It depends what level of discordianism you attain.
Levels 1-2 allow wiccanism.
Levels 3-5 prohibit it.

That is all.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Bu🤠ns

#9
December 24, 2009, 06:22:14 PM

                         \
You can be anything you want to be
Just turn yourself into anything you think that you could ever be.

Iason Ouabache

#10
December 24, 2009, 06:22:14 PM
Yes, but it requires some from skillful self-trepanation.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
    \
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LMNO

#11
December 24, 2009, 06:22:23 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 24, 2009, 06:18:50 PM
It depends on your definition of Discordian, your definition of Wiccan and the meaning of the word "GUISE!"

Nice Job Breaking It, Hero.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#12
December 24, 2009, 06:23:22 PM
Or a really, really big "athame" if you know what I mean....
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Lies

#13
December 24, 2009, 06:24:10 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 24, 2009, 06:22:23 PM
Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on December 24, 2009, 06:18:50 PM
It depends on your definition of Discordian, your definition of Wiccan and the meaning of the word "GUISE!"

Nice Job Breaking It, Hero.

This. Get out of our religion you heathen.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Bu🤠ns

#14
December 24, 2009, 06:25:18 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 24, 2009, 06:22:14 PM
Yes, but it requires some from skillful self-trepanation.

or insert athame as follows:

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