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HAPPY NYE YOU AWFUL SPAGS!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, December 31, 2009, 06:10:26 PM

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#60
January 06, 2010, 02:16:18 AM
Why moistened bread?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#61
January 06, 2010, 07:25:35 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on January 06, 2010, 02:16:18 AM
Why moistened bread?

Because moistened bread stays down OK and isn't too vile if it does come back up.

To be honest, it is bread dipped in broth, so it's not as gross as it sounds. But it's more fun to say "moistened bread".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#62
January 07, 2010, 12:51:05 AM
Ah.

Nast

#63
January 07, 2010, 12:56:57 AM
Is it just me, or does the word "moist" just sound completely pornographic?

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#64
January 07, 2010, 12:57:37 AM
 :fap:

Nast

#65
January 07, 2010, 01:02:08 AM
All this racy talk is making my moistened bread rise.  :oops:
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#66
January 07, 2010, 01:03:36 AM
*comment about yeast*

Nast

#67
January 07, 2010, 01:09:01 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on January 07, 2010, 01:03:36 AM
*comment about yeast*

Surely your statement is a candida one. After all, there is nothing sexual about yeasts.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Payne

#68
January 07, 2010, 01:09:08 AM
BAGEL?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#69
January 07, 2010, 03:56:52 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 07, 2010, 01:02:08 AM
All this racy talk is making my moistened bread rise.  :oops:

I though the point was to keep the moistened bread down.  :?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nast

#70
January 07, 2010, 04:03:05 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 07, 2010, 03:56:52 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 07, 2010, 01:02:08 AM
All this racy talk is making my moistened bread rise.  :oops:

I though the point was to keep the moistened bread down.  :?

It was, therefore, a matter of both arousal and disgust.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."
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