Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson

[The Johnny]

http://www.inquisitr.com/49181/charles-manson-son/

A Los Angeles DJ got a bit of a family tree shock after finally discovering the identity of the man who impregnated his mother- serial killer Charles Manson...

[Jasper]

You kidding?  Any smart DJ would totally cash in on that.

Interestingly, Manson's next parole hearing is in 2012.

[The Johnny]

Apart from being fugly like a pug i loved this fragment:

Much to Roberts' shock and horror, Terry finally disclosed that her son was the product of a "drug-fueled orgy" in which she says Charles Manson raped her.

Thanks for the nightmares, mom!

[the last yatto]

Interestingly, Manson's next parole hearing is in 2012.

think he will attempt another music career?

[Jasper]

Apart from being fugly like a pug i loved this fragment:

Much to Roberts' shock and horror, Terry finally disclosed that her son was the product of a "drug-fueled orgy" in which she says Charles Manson raped her.

Thanks for the nightmares, mom!

SPEAKING AS A MOTHER, YOU WERE THE PRODUCT OF A DRUG ORGY RAPE.

[E.O.T.]

EITHER

          I'm suspending any belief until DNA test results. How does she know it wasn't Tex or Bobby? Or one of the Beach Boys?

OR

          How the fuck do you get raped at a drug fueled orgy? -Now respond with earnest personal stories and moral offense.

[BabylonHoruv]

EITHER

          I'm suspending any belief until DNA test results. How does she know it wasn't Tex or Bobby? Or one of the Beach Boys?

OR

          How the fuck do you get raped at a drug fueled orgy? -Now respond with earnest personal stories and moral offense.

No means no, even at an orgy.

[Faust]

          How the fuck do you get raped at a drug fueled orgy? -Now respond with earnest personal stories and moral offense.

No moral offense here, but I think you are really stupid, congrats.

[Triple Zero]

EITHER

          I'm suspending any belief until DNA test results. How does she know it wasn't Tex or Bobby? Or one of the Beach Boys?

OR

          How the fuck do you get raped at a drug fueled orgy? -Now respond with earnest personal stories and moral offense.

No means no, even at an orgy.

Even when it's drug fueled?

Surely that counts as a reason for an exception.

[Jasper]

Legally speaking, taking advantage of people who are on drugs is pretty raperific.

[Triple Zero]

I was being sarcastic, of course.

[Jasper]

They should really teach sarcasm as a separate course in English.

[Triple Zero]

Well, the problem is that if you're gonna be obvious about it, like with a smiley, it's way less fun to do People have to go huh at first.

[Jasper]

But for whatever reason, people of the ESL persuasion tend to come off as way too sincere to make it work, in my rigorous experience with failed communication.

[Faust]

The only way to make it come across well on the internet is to be sarcastic 90-100% of the time.