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Man discovers long lost dad is Charles Manson

Started by The Johnny, January 02, 2010, 07:19:15 AM

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The Johnny

January 02, 2010, 07:19:15 AM

http://www.inquisitr.com/49181/charles-manson-son/

QuoteA Los Angeles DJ got a bit of a family tree shock after finally discovering the identity of the man who impregnated his mother- serial killer Charles Manson...
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Jasper

#1
January 02, 2010, 08:15:25 AM
You kidding?  Any smart DJ would totally cash in on that.

Interestingly, Manson's next parole hearing is in 2012.

The Johnny

#2
January 02, 2010, 09:02:41 AM

Apart from being fugly like a pug i loved this fragment:

QuoteMuch to Roberts' shock and horror, Terry finally disclosed that her son was the product of a "drug-fueled orgy" in which she says Charles Manson raped her.

Thanks for the nightmares, mom!
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

the last yatto

#3
January 02, 2010, 09:09:28 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 02, 2010, 08:15:25 AM
Interestingly, Manson's next parole hearing is in 2012.

think he will attempt another music career?
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Jasper

#4
January 02, 2010, 09:03:13 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 02, 2010, 09:02:41 AM

Apart from being fugly like a pug i loved this fragment:

QuoteMuch to Roberts' shock and horror, Terry finally disclosed that her son was the product of a "drug-fueled orgy" in which she says Charles Manson raped her.

Thanks for the nightmares, mom!

SPEAKING AS A MOTHER, YOU WERE THE PRODUCT OF A DRUG ORGY RAPE.

E.O.T.

#5
January 03, 2010, 06:35:53 PM
EITHER

          I'm suspending any belief until DNA test results. How does she know it wasn't Tex or Bobby? Or one of the Beach Boys?

OR

          How the fuck do you get raped at a drug fueled orgy? -Now respond with earnest personal stories and moral offense.
"a good fight justifies any cause"

BabylonHoruv

#6
January 03, 2010, 07:15:27 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 03, 2010, 06:35:53 PM
EITHER

          I'm suspending any belief until DNA test results. How does she know it wasn't Tex or Bobby? Or one of the Beach Boys?

OR

          How the fuck do you get raped at a drug fueled orgy? -Now respond with earnest personal stories and moral offense.

No means no, even at an orgy.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Faust

#7
January 03, 2010, 07:25:08 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 03, 2010, 06:35:53 PM

          How the fuck do you get raped at a drug fueled orgy? -Now respond with earnest personal stories and moral offense.
No moral offense here, but I think you are really stupid, congrats.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Triple Zero

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January 03, 2010, 07:28:01 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on January 03, 2010, 07:15:27 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 03, 2010, 06:35:53 PM
EITHER

          I'm suspending any belief until DNA test results. How does she know it wasn't Tex or Bobby? Or one of the Beach Boys?

OR

          How the fuck do you get raped at a drug fueled orgy? -Now respond with earnest personal stories and moral offense.

No means no, even at an orgy.

Even when it's drug fueled?

Surely that counts as a reason for an exception.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Jasper

#9
January 03, 2010, 08:06:58 PM
Legally speaking, taking advantage of people who are on drugs is pretty raperific.

Triple Zero

#10
January 03, 2010, 08:08:29 PM
I was being sarcastic, of course.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Jasper

#11
January 03, 2010, 08:09:52 PM
They should really teach sarcasm as a separate course in English.

Triple Zero

#12
January 03, 2010, 08:14:02 PM
Well, the problem is that if you're gonna be obvious about it, like with a smiley, it's way less fun to do :) People have to go huh at first.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Jasper

#13
January 03, 2010, 08:16:49 PM
But for whatever reason, people of the ESL persuasion tend to come off as way too sincere to make it work, in my rigorous experience with failed communication.

Faust

#14
January 03, 2010, 08:34:17 PM
The only way to make it come across well on the internet is to be sarcastic 90-100% of the time.
Sleepless nights at the chateau
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