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ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 04, 2010, 06:40:45 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#375
January 05, 2011, 02:13:51 PM
Quote from: Fujikoma on January 04, 2011, 02:23:06 PM
Do I get one?...

Pheremone Octopi of Spiked Intrusion.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Fujikoma

#376
January 05, 2011, 02:39:26 PM

StochasticProvost

#377
January 06, 2011, 02:53:42 AM
Hang on, hang on.

I think I just saw an elephant.

FUCK I DID IT WRONG

help?

The Good Reverend Roger

#378
January 06, 2011, 03:53:27 AM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 06, 2011, 02:53:42 AM
Hang on, hang on.

I think I just saw an elephant.

FUCK I DID IT WRONG

help?

I guess you're going to hell.   :sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox

#379
January 06, 2011, 04:47:15 AM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 06, 2011, 02:53:42 AM
Hang on, hang on.

I think I just saw an elephant.

FUCK I DID IT WRONG

help?

No saving you now, cockmunch. You es muy boned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#380
March 11, 2011, 05:05:54 PM
Those of you who took your Holy Name™ out of your personal text are doomed.

Fucking DOOMED.

And it doesn't count if you put it back in.  It's ruined, now.  Penance will have to be done, and a new name assigned.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#381
March 11, 2011, 05:10:03 PM
I have yet to remove mine.

I know better.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Freeky

#382
March 11, 2011, 05:15:09 PM
I didn't take mine out, and I still like it, but can I have a penance anyway? I'm bored. :(

Better yet, give me a quest for something when I'm in the legal district next week!

The Good Reverend Roger

#383
March 11, 2011, 05:16:47 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 11, 2011, 05:15:09 PM
I didn't take mine out, and I still like it, but can I have a penance anyway? I'm bored. :(

Better yet, give me a quest for something when I'm in the legal district next week!

Bring me a beer mat from the worst bar in the district.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#384
March 11, 2011, 05:17:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:16:47 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 11, 2011, 05:15:09 PM
I didn't take mine out, and I still like it, but can I have a penance anyway? I'm bored. :(

Better yet, give me a quest for something when I'm in the legal district next week!

Bring me a beer mat from the worst bar in the district.

Excellent.

WOOHOO, BARHOPPING!

Luna

#385
March 11, 2011, 05:50:55 PM
Hit me, Rev. 
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

P3nT4gR4m

#386
March 11, 2011, 05:59:07 PM
I got an offer to run targeted ads in mine that I couldn't refuse.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#387
March 11, 2011, 06:00:14 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2011, 05:50:55 PM
Hit me, Rev. 

"Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness."

Remember, it has to go in your personal text, or it doesn't count.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#388
March 11, 2011, 06:00:48 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 11, 2011, 05:59:07 PM
I got an offer to run targeted ads in mine that I couldn't refuse.

It's your soul.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#389
March 11, 2011, 06:03:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 06:00:14 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2011, 05:50:55 PM
Hit me, Rev. 

"Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness."

Remember, it has to go in your personal text, or it doesn't count.

Yay, my soul is safe.  Or in TGRR's hands.  Whichever.

What haz I done?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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