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Re: ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.
« Reply #465 on: May 26, 2015, 07:23:31 pm »
I would like to know if I qualify. You don't need a credit score above 40, do you?
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Re: ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.
« Reply #466 on: May 26, 2015, 07:31:10 pm »
Need something shinier.

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Re: ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.
« Reply #467 on: May 26, 2015, 07:32:04 pm »
I would like to know if I qualify. You don't need a credit score above 40, do you?

Yes.  No.

Anyway:

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I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.
« Reply #468 on: May 26, 2015, 07:32:31 pm »
Stepping up to the plate.

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Re: ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.
« Reply #469 on: May 26, 2015, 07:33:47 pm »
Stepping up to the plate.

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I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.
« Reply #470 on: May 26, 2015, 07:40:27 pm »
I would like to know if I qualify. You don't need a credit score above 40, do you?

Yes.  No.

Anyway:

Exploding Shit-Fountain of the Very Last American Legion Fish Fry.

Fitting  :lulz:

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Re: ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.
« Reply #471 on: May 26, 2015, 07:40:45 pm »
Stepping up to the plate.

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Many thanks, o holy one!

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Re: ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.
« Reply #472 on: April 02, 2019, 12:33:13 am »

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Re: ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.
« Reply #473 on: April 02, 2019, 03:36:20 am »
Well now I just want to see what will become of me after asking for one...surely nothing good :lol:
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Re: ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.
« Reply #474 on: April 02, 2019, 05:58:46 am »
Fuckstick of lickedy-split cock-surge. Damn, good thing I don't come up with this shit.