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Re: ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.
« Reply #465 on: May 26, 2015, 07:23:31 pm »
I would like to know if I qualify. You don't need a credit score above 40, do you?
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Re: ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.
« Reply #466 on: May 26, 2015, 07:31:10 pm »
Need something shinier.

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Re: ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.
« Reply #467 on: May 26, 2015, 07:32:04 pm »
I would like to know if I qualify. You don't need a credit score above 40, do you?

Yes.  No.

Anyway:

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Re: ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.
« Reply #468 on: May 26, 2015, 07:32:31 pm »
Stepping up to the plate.

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Re: ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.
« Reply #469 on: May 26, 2015, 07:33:47 pm »
Stepping up to the plate.

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Re: ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.
« Reply #470 on: May 26, 2015, 07:40:27 pm »
I would like to know if I qualify. You don't need a credit score above 40, do you?

Yes.  No.

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Fitting  :lulz:

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Re: ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.
« Reply #471 on: May 26, 2015, 07:40:45 pm »
Stepping up to the plate.

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Many thanks, o holy one!

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Re: ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.
« Reply #472 on: April 02, 2019, 12:33:13 am »

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Re: ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.
« Reply #473 on: April 02, 2019, 03:36:20 am »
Well now I just want to see what will become of me after asking for one...surely nothing good :lol:
O, the Frog fell down to Tehran.
To fix the broken hourglass in the sun.
From the gates, to the city, to the market so pretty,
They'd not leave until they were done.

Said the Goddess to the Frog,
"You'd best be moving along."
So sayeth the water, the words of Anahita,
But the Frog just made themselves a bog.

And lo, they said:

"May I have your shoes, miss?
O great Water Goddess,
I've a journey that I need to start."
She responded from her knowing, wise heart.

With this, said the Goddess,
"Go now, take these shoes with."
And covered their webbed feet with glee.
"You'll do good not to disappoint me."

Thank you for completing the free trial. To view the rest of this poem, nag me about it...I might not respond by giving you the rest of it, but when has that ever stopped you?

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Re: ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.
« Reply #474 on: April 02, 2019, 05:58:46 am »
Fuckstick of lickedy-split cock-surge. Damn, good thing I don't come up with this shit.